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What you'll need:
• A stiff suit, brown
• A starched shirt, brown
• A well-worn tie, once again, brown
• The Bible
• A sign that reads: "Judgment Day: May 21, 2011" (cross out May 21, write in Oct. 21)
• A doomsday prophesy
What you'll need:
• A suit
• A pizza box
• A gimmicky jobs plan to restore America to fiscal sustainability and greatness through a systematic overhaul of the federal tax code
Justin Bieber and Snooki are so 2010. This year, there's plenty of pop-culture news worth mining for Halloween-costume glory. TIME takes a look at the getups that are sure to win any costume contest: