Invasive Species Alert: ZOMBIES!, page 1
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Topic started on 26-10-2011 @ 12:51 PM by MissPoovey
I just found this, so if has been posted, I am sorry. I did a search and didn't find this.

Today I am again proud of Missouri, whom ever made this is very funny! This is posted in the survival forum because even with the humor involved, the points being made are sound and about hunting.
Invasive Species Alert: Zombies!
Always practice proper tree-stand safety and wear a safety harness. Falling from a tree stand can injure you or make you dead. Falling from a tree stand into the gaping maw of a zombie can make you undead.


Note to Anglers
If you snag a zombie, CUT THE LINE!


Zombies do not require air and can stay submerged underwater for extended periods of time. While MDC managed waterfowl areas are believed to be zombie-free, use caution when wading through murky water and always check your blinds before entering. Consider wearing a shark suit or other body armor over your waders to prevent zombie bites from breaking through both your waders and your skin. If you use a boat to retrieve your game, put a spike or hammerhead on one end of your pole to use as a handy defense tool if you encounter the undead.


I enjoyed this so much, I just had to share.

Happy Halloween everyone!


edit on 26-10-2011 by MissPoovey because: pic
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