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Things You Have To Believe To Be A Republican Today:

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posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 11:28 AM
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A friend sent me this one. Said to send it to 10 people. So here we go...




THINGS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE TO BE A REPUBLICAN TODAY:
>
> Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy
> made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad
> guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
>
> Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade
> with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
>
> Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
> Clinton.
>

> If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
>
> Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health
> care to all Americans is socialism.
>
>
> Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
> creationism should be taught in schools.
>
> A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
> offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
> thousands die is solid defense policy.
>
> >
> The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George
> Bush's coc aine conviction is none of our business.
>
> Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
> conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers
> for your recovery.
>
> >
> What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
> what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
>
> If you don't send it to at least 10 other people, we're likely to be
> stuck with Bush for four more years.
>
> FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS VOTE REPUBLICAN






[edit on 31-8-2004 by John bull 1]




posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 11:58 AM
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Lincoln is turning in his grave.

Oh.. my favourite is...

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.

Die Rush, Die.



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 12:09 PM
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YOu forgot about the DUI



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 01:01 PM
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Ohh ohh ohh...nice "flame" piece...I believe we have had these posted...just waiting for the "Democrats must believe these" to be pulled from the depths of hell.

Anyhow...



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 03:08 PM
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Originally posted by OXmanK
Ohh ohh ohh...nice "flame" piece...I believe we have had these posted...just waiting for the "Democrats must believe these" to be pulled from the depths of hell.


Why so sensitive?



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 03:22 PM
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Originally posted by EastCoastKid

Why so sensitive?


Good GOD!!!! Probably because this kind of stuff is cool for BTS, but honestly it's a bunch of garbage that the noodleheads that have invaded this place deem to be worthy political conversation.

That being said, were you not aware that this sort of thing (if not this very thing) has reared it's head more than CONSPIRACY in this place lately?

Be part of the solution, not part of the problem.

Unless having deep conversations about chainletter partisan joke emails! For the love of God.



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 03:22 PM
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Nerdling,

I agree with you that one kind of hit the post, but occurs bush doesnt need prayers he has a direct phone line with Jesus himself.


The last time I read about people that can hear voices and follow their advised were called crazy.



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 03:50 PM
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Lighten up KrazyJethro! Take the little blue pill and check back with us tomorrow. You'll feel much better.



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 04:02 PM
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Thats funny ECK, but the sad thing is it's pretty much 100% true, that's why Republicans are so uptight about it.



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 04:05 PM
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Originally posted by EastCoastKid
Lighten up KrazyJethro! Take the little blue pill and check back with us tomorrow. You'll feel much better.


Give me a reason to lighten up. Please, I'd love it.

Is it because you know this is a serious website who has had to create whole sections because people can't have serious discussions?

Is it because the country is in serious trouble no matter which candidate we choose, but yet we continue to talk about bull#?

Is this bastion of information and cognative thought a little too heavy for our iced latte generation?

WHY lighten up. To me, you look like a point whore, and seeing your score and subject matter, I'd say it's a real possibility.



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 05:05 PM
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I don't get it. I would think some of these hard right types would be thrilled and happy. GW Bush is going win the election votes or no votes. Cheer up right wingers. Maybe they are unhappy because we on the other side are not fooled. Are you unhappy because the right is a bunch of filth slingers? That's nothing new. Is it because you have to slither in slime and lies to claim the moral high ground with bloody and filthy hands? Cheer up guys. I will vote for Kerry, but we all know the fix is in.
*nudge, nudge*


NOW EVERYONE SING ALONG:
*sung to the tune of 'Happy days are here again'*
"Happy lies are here again, And George Bush will be king again, and Dick Cheney will be with him too, Happy lies are here again."



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 05:15 PM
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KrazyJethro,

This is a political year and people get into each others nerves even friends become enemies but everything will die down when elections are over, so relax and enjoy the bashing, I mean the joke.



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 07:28 PM
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I'm not going to enjoy the joke. I enjoyed it the first two or three times I read it on ATS.

Take it to BTS. I'm surprised that the mods aren't more involved in encouraging a real discussion environment. But you have me confussed with a Republican (like you can't read the Libertarian Contributer at the bottom of all my posts).

These are even some of the rediculous (kind of) reasons I left the Republican Party some many years ago, but these times are serious.

What would you do if you saw everyone contributing to the distruction of the country, but they have been brainwashed into thinking that the big two are the only way.

The only reason it stays that way is because the millions of Americans who would like to vote thrid party think their ONE vote would be a waste.

Voting for the big two is a waste, and will only lead to our distruction. Last time I checked, this was a political and conspiracy website. I love fun and jokes people, but BTS was set up to relieve the stupidity of some of the topics on ATS.

Take note of that and apply it to the content of your ATS posts.

Please.



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 07:30 PM
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This is in restricted KJ. So it's BTS, but still shows up in ATS recent posts if you joined the Pit.



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 07:53 PM
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Originally posted by RANT
This is in restricted KJ. So it's BTS, but still shows up in ATS recent posts if you joined the Pit.


Why? Shouldn't you guys make a definitive line on what the "Pit" is now? Seems that it would be good for clarity and purpose.

Otherwise, this will continue to be the Pit no matter what you Mods do.



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 08:05 PM
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Originally posted by KrazyJethro
Unless having deep conversations about chainletter partisan joke emails! For the love of God.

Actually, KJ, the only action worthy of any of those godawful send-to-ten-of-your-friends emails is to hit the DELETE button.
My sister, an alleged brilliant lawyer sends me this crap a lot. Most belongs in the trash.
*spam: begone*



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 08:09 PM
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KrazyJethro,

It does not take much intelligence to see that our political system is corrupted, manipulated and control, but if you don't belong to the elite and the "big brothers groups" it is nothing you or me can do about it.

So the best think is to spend our anger in ranting and think that we are making a difference that is what our masters (the government) wants us to think.

Most Americans as long as they get their pay check, welfare and social security in time every month they thing that the government works for everybody and that everything is peachy and this is a great nation.

Step on one of the powerful in this nations toes and you will magically disappear.

Should we be scare? No!!!!!!!!!This is America the land of the "free"


[edit on 31-8-2004 by marg6043]



posted on Aug, 31 2004 @ 08:38 PM
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Its really funny how republicans get soooo upset by things like this... its coz deep down inside they knowits all true...

Its a pity half of your population actually align themselves to such a corrupt and elitist party



posted on Sep, 1 2004 @ 12:05 AM
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Originally posted by specialasianX
Its really funny how republicans get soooo upset by things like this... its coz deep down inside they knowits all true...

Its a pity half of your population actually align themselves to such a corrupt and elitist party


Ok, we have one of two options here. Let me know which one is true.

1) You are unable or unwilling to read, only to briefly skim (along with a healthy kneejerk comment) and jump out. In this case you would be wrong. I denounced the Republican Party years ago.

or

2) You are joking.

Either is fine, just want a clarification.



posted on Sep, 1 2004 @ 12:07 AM
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Originally posted by marg6043
KrazyJethro,

It does not take much intelligence to see that our political system is corrupted, manipulated and control, but if you don't belong to the elite and the "big brothers groups" it is nothing you or me can do about it.

So the best think is to spend our anger in ranting and think that we are making a difference that is what our masters (the government) wants us to think.

Most Americans as long as they get their pay check, welfare and social security in time every month they thing that the government works for everybody and that everything is peachy and this is a great nation.

Step on one of the powerful in this nations toes and you will magically disappear.

Should we be scare? No!!!!!!!!!This is America the land of the "free"


[edit on 31-8-2004 by marg6043]


I know, this is the sad reality of the world.

But to try gives the possibility of success in any situation, giving up always fails. Maybe it's that I don't want my sons to grow up with this too.



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