This one is alittle dirty, so if you no likey dirty jokes then return from wence you came.
All the little rascals went to school one day and it was spelling-bee day. Ms.Appletree not wanting to waste anytime said" Alright class sit down and
lets get started with the spelling bee."
Ms.Appletree: Alfalfa stand up and spell beautiful
Alfalfa: Beautiful---B-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l Beautiful
Ms.Appletree: Very good Alfalfa but can you use it in a sentence?
Alfalfa: yes I can, Darla is veeeerrry beautiful
Ms.Appletree: Very good, sit down. Spanky.....stand up and spell stunning.
Spanky: stunning s-t-u-n-n-i-n-g stunning
Ms.Appletree: Very good Spanky but can you use it in a sentence?
Spanky: Yes I can, Darla is veeeeerrry stunning
Ms.Appletree: Very good, sit down. Buckwheat....Stand up and spell dictates.
Buckwheat: (stands up and ponders for a few seconds) Dictates d-i-c- ....tates. dictates
Ms.Appletree:Nooo, buckwheat, thats not how you spell it but can you use it in a sentence?
Buckwheat: oh yes mam I can,..... Darla say my dictates gooooooood.
My dad told me that joke when I was a little kid and one year at the thanksgiving dinner table with all family present (minus my father, he was in the
other room) I decided to tell that joke. You should have seen the looks on my grandparents faces!!!!!
I'll put it lightly and say
they were not amused.
edit on 24-10-2011 by Talltexxxan because: (no reason given)