posted on Oct, 22 2011 @ 09:13 PM
Cats must be obeyed in all things.
Food must be offered in a dignified manner.
Do NOT interfere while the cat is eating.
Petting is allowed when deemed acceptable and only on preferred areas.
When in battle with undesirable neighbor cats, humans may not interfere.
All birds and rodents are the property of cats.
Vets are allowed only on a yearly basis.
Leashes are for dogs
and dogs belong
No furniture is off limits.
Female humans must speak to cats as if they are babies.
Male humans are for laying on whenever sports is on television.
There is no such thing as too fat a cat.
Following these and other simple rules Bast
may whimsically decide upon at any time will
please his/her majesty.
*waves* @ britelite1971