Originally posted by Evolutionsend
Is that why dogs eat cat poo? Maybe they're on to something!

First, Pe-hew! Second, But they do this to report cats activities to their own overlord as cat left-overs are in reality shrewd collected info on the owners! Dogs are simply reconstructing the info before passing it on...

My cats were always to wrapped up in their own cat politics to care what we humans did. Which begs the question how come they don't work together? My cats always hated each other.

If cats are alien camcorders, then maybe tigers and lions are alien robots?

Highly doubtful. Though anything is possible! I love my cats, feed, care, and play with them. I hope they don't turn on me! So why then, would my kitten chase it's own tell, roll down stairs, climb curtains and such? Such a frightening but cute little alien. xD

That's pretty interesting. I wrote a story a few years ago and in it, one of the "aliens" planted a technological device into one of the human character's cats so they could keep an eye on them. But, if I were part of an alien conspiracy to observe humans, maybe using the basic genetic code of the planet to produce numerous insects to spy on the planet might be a better idea. Beware the bugs!!!

Yes, my cat is a guardian, and I've had another cat growling at the door and even window, though nothing was there. Not sure they're all working for the greys. Ours seem to be on the other side.

By the way, I think all pets are special, and there even no coincidence there. It may be that animals can be interacted with, even replaced temporarily. But cats overall are not spies for greys. LOL. And I meant it when I said they seemed quite protective that way.

Oh wow! If this isn't already a movie, it would really be very good. I mean, science can explain how a purr happens (I have a '17 things worth knowing about your cat' poster in my room, it says, "Your cat purrs continuously by flowing air past the voicebox during both the inhalation and exhalation") and cats are clearly related to other creatures like tigers and lions and cougars and the like, not to mention the buried kitten (and speaking of kittens, I had to dissect one for a class once. Worst thing ever. But definitely no wires). But the Ancient Egypt "gift from gods" thing is a pretty awesome plot device all on its own. I have a feeling the OP wasn't quite serious, the language seemed pretty playful. This was a funny post

My name is Guy: I am a cat: How did you find this out? I have recorded your ip address and have decided to send in the Vicar of Slot. If you run you will be bobbed. Stay where you are.
You will talk. We will make you talk. My owners just read your thread by mistake and you exposed him to what I really am. We will be coming to take you away Ha Ha. to the funny farm, and that great litter box in the sky..no not Heaven...Our mother ship. Is one great litter box and we have been collecting animals just like you and keeping them there since King Tut. That's why they worshiped us.......they did so fear that litter box...and so should you.
we know who you are and resistance is futile.
GuyCat

You might be onto something OP.
I have seen quite a few alien-looking pussies in my time!