Wow! I'm amazed to see this. A couple of months ago I started writing a script for an animated short movie about cats being organic machines thrown
upon humanity in order to enslave them in a temporal prision as part of an acient alien agenda >.<
I never finished the script, but I found 2 pages filled with notes and doodles that might complement your theory. It's mostly random non-sense, but
anyway, here it goes.
Cats are weird
-There's no record of cats prior to ancient Egypt, where they where worshipped.
-Afterwards they spread almost viraly through the entire world until they became the most popular companion animals.
-If you shave a cat you'll notice they are not from this world (or at least not an obvious pet choice). Snake-like eyes, rugged disgusting skin,
knife-sharp teeth and retractile claws.
-Unnaturally overdeveloped agility.
It's kind of obvious that they have access to at least 4 dimensions, stretching time as they please. Steering a cat while freefalling is obviously no
easy task, and they seem to do it like a boss with almost no effort whatsoever. In contrast, when a feline wakes up from a nap, they seem to be the
slowest and dumbest creatures ever.
So, assuming David Icke is right and ADN is also a transmitter/receiver, could it be possible that cats are the jailers that keep humanity inside a
Structure of the time prision
(this is where it gets hard to explain and it's the main reason why I didn't finish the script, I'll do my
best to try to explain it)
Let's for the sake of argue suppose you meet a future version of yourself and decide to take a different path from the one your future-you took. At
that point, your future-you would cease to exist erasing a whole possible timeline (best example I can think of this is Doctor Who S06E10 The girl who
waited). Nevertheless, this timeline which never happened was experienced before that point so the subject might experience a mild weird feeling every
time both timelines reach common points (deja-vu?).
We've already proven that cats have some sort of time control, but what if they used these skills/powers/bio-hi-tech in order to keep us inside of
the box? Imagine you realize something that would make you act against their agenda, cats would then make you jump back in time to your latest stable
configuration interrupting the synaptic process (this wouln't only brake the chain of reasoning but also reconnect the neurons in a manner that makes
reaching the same conclusion very improbable) therefore, deleating a whole possible timeline from existence.
Maybe an implanted feeling could be used to trigger these time-loops (fear would be the easiest call but we should consider the whole spectrum of
human emotions before jumping to conclusions). This implanted feeling would also serve the purpose of disguising the strange feeling one should have
after jumping back in time and having a whole experienced timeline erased.
-Anyone who has ever dropped good acid knows how it feels like to be trapped in the same time-loop over and over again. (I'm not sure how to
integrate this into the whole theory but thoughtit was relevant)
So, as a conclusion, Destroy all kittens!!!!