posted on Oct, 22 2011 @ 11:22 AM
Well, i thought it was clear that cats themselves are the truly supreme life form on this planet, probably in the galaxy. If they are not divine
beings, they sre definitely close associates and lieutenants of the divine. They clearly know this, even if the rest of you simians haven't caught on
Interestingly, me and a fellow admirier of all things feline and wicked, discussed how cats and world domination seem to go hand in hand. If you look
at the number of arch villians in various movies and cartoons, they have pet cats. Gargamel from the Smurfs, Dr. Claw in Inspector Gadget, David
Xanatos in the Gargoyles, Dr. Evil in Austin Powers, plus several Bond Villians, all have felines close by as they carry out their nefarious plots to
rule the world.
Clearly, this is a secret message from the Illuminati, who are not the real powers, they are the herders and executors of our furry overlords' wills
and demands. They are secretly telling you, that if you want any chance at ruling the world, you need to be the obiedient slave of at least one cat.
It's true. Check it out!
And yes, I am only being half serious, lol. I am currently under the mind control of one of these furry beings, who is laying in my lap curled up and
sending out her mind control signal known as purring. This powerful purring mechanism is not only mind control, it is a coded inmformation delivery
system that is sending signals that repeatedly and subconciously force me to say "Cats rule,cats rule,cats rule,cats rule,....". Which I am
currently being compelled to type against my will.