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Did you hear the one about the handful of multi-billionaire capitalists sitting in a bar?

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posted on Oct, 21 2011 @ 11:22 AM
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Did you hear the one about the handful of multi-billionaire capitalists sitting in a bar?

Yeah, there was this bunch of filthy rich capitalist elitists sitting in a bar and one of them says
" Hey you guys, those stupid, moron pig, skinners are starting to wake up to how we've been sticking it to them all these years"

"So what" says a second capitalist. "They're just beer guzzling fools who's labor we've been leaching off of for ever. Whats the problem?"

"What's the problem?," asked the third multibillionaire. "The problem is these morons might start voting their own people into office instead of ours and we might have to pay some taxes."

"Ouch", said the fourth Titan of industry as he wiped his nose in a $10,000 handkerchief, " can't have that".

"What shall we do, what shall we do" they all lamented. "Oh woe is us. How can we keep those idiots from waking up?

A silence fell across the room but for the sound of dozens of $5,000 cigars being puffed.

"I know what we can do that will surely fool them," came a small voice from the richest table in the house." Here's what we do".

"We get all the main stream media, which we own
( background noise of hmmmmph and glory be ), 

and all the major newspapers, which we own
( in the background can be heard "I only own seven") 

and then we find a bunch of retarded yahoos who will believe anything we tell them if we wrap it up in the flag, and let them start a bunch of websites that parrot everything we say."

" And then?" chorused the combined voices of Gods own chosen.
" What do we tell them?"

"We tell them that we are socialists.
 That all the things we have been doing to make ourselves even richer  and the crap we've   been pulling to control their government is really the result of the marxists.  ( background noise, " har har hardy har har").

You don't find this joke funny? 
That's because the joke is on you. 




posted on Oct, 21 2011 @ 11:34 AM
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I always knew there was a big joke that I wasn't in on and now I know.

Thanks for the laughs and the reality check.



posted on Oct, 21 2011 @ 11:57 AM
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reply to post by JustBreathe11
 
I'm glad for your chuckles. I got the same from your Anthem. Thanks for that.



posted on Oct, 21 2011 @ 12:20 PM
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reply to post by TerryMcGuire
 


Smart sarcasm with an epic punchline - is there really any other kind of a joke?

Loved it, laughed it up, making the hat. S&F



posted on Oct, 21 2011 @ 12:31 PM
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reply to post by chasingbrahman
 
Thanks for that. I've always been a chump for a succinct punchline.



posted on Oct, 21 2011 @ 04:52 PM
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reply to post by TerryMcGuire
 
... You had me laughing
at myself again...
... THANX!!

Mr X-ULTRA/ALCAPPS/SHLEMEEL... SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SHNORRER's... AT A FANCY SHEEPLE STEAK HOUSE... PASS THE WINE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE



posted on Oct, 21 2011 @ 07:19 PM
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reply to post by CosmicWaterGate
 
I tried laughing at myself once, but the guy in the mirror always beat me to it. Glad this helped your happiness.



posted on Oct, 22 2011 @ 02:03 AM
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reply to post by TerryMcGuire
 


I like George's version as well: WARNINg---Graphic Language Content!!!

edit on 22-10-2011 by intrptr because: Language content





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