New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters

New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters

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SAN JOSE, CA—With funding from dozens of news outlets and media companies, the groundbreaking Outkube.com launched this week, providing an online destination where pandering and incendiary content is used to lure moronic Internet commenters away from all other websites. Enlarge Image The site has so far proved extremely popular with the worst #ing human beings imaginable. According to sources, Outkube boasts thousands of articles and forums carefully crafted to draw in dim-witted web users and effectively quarantine obtuse, uninformed comments on topics

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I struggled in deciding whether to post this or not, because part of me wanted some of the posters described above to leave ATS for outkube lol.

I just thought it was funny and it seems like some out there on the net might actually get sucked into the site.


outkube.com...

it wont work because everyone that uses the internet makes stupid comments about everything

reply to post by Chamberf=6


Love it. Thank you OP. Good post! S + F

This is a bad thing!

Next thing you know this site will be used as a credible source on ATS. Just like WND!

Now they just need a site to lure in all the grammar and spelling nazis.

reply to post by Autodidactic


Hey, you!

Nazis should be capitalized.

Originally posted by Autodidactic
Now they just need a site to lure in all the grammar and spelling nazis.

As well as those who choose to completely disregard correct grammar and spelling alternatively, reverting to the moronic, short hand and SMS format despite having the ability to communicate via text (whether on handheld mobile devices or the internet) with the correct grammar.

Shame on them.

reply to post by Chamberf=6


Yet again, another case of fiction being better than reality. I wish this were true.