Solar flare causes geomagnetic earthquake as zombie alien demons from Nibiru battle satan with nuclear warheads during middle eastern tsunami as financial system collapses but the bible says that TPTB caused disinfo pandemic among the MSM at Yellowstone under martial law as comet crashes into presidential bunker.

Or more like
"Can anyone else hear that weird..........":

RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!

Newsflash..this just in O'Bama wins a second term......crackle crackle...static...................................................................................................................................... ..

Originally posted by HumansEh
Solar flare causes geomagnetic earthquake as zombie alien demons from Nibiru battle satan with nuclear warheads during middle eastern tsunami as financial system collapses but the bible says that TPTB caused disinfo pandemic among the MSM at Yellowstone under martial law as comet crashes into presidential bunker.

I think you just did the last 8 years of ATS posts in one paragraph.

My guess is it will be ELENIN related

"Looks like they did it."

Meet me at the place with that stuff.

Also

Zombie Paul 2016

EDIT: My post will be the last post cause I say so.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm being told that we are going off the air..."

One of the moneymen saying " I told you this would happen if you didn't listen to us economist's " quickly followed by "Bernanke FTW"

"term limits removed, George W. Bush re-elected President."

Originally posted by this_is_who_we_are
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm being told that we are going off the air..."

why would the post be that? The internet isnt on the air........its kinda always on

"good night and good luck"

if we're lucky, if we're not:

This is not the real end this is a false flag attack by TPTBCIANWORO (RO - Reptilian Overloards) to enslave us all. Don't believe it, that rock you see flying towards us is a hologram!!! How do I know you ask? I have had a telepathic link to Joe an alien who is fighting against TPTBCIANWORO (RO - Reptilian Overloards).

The REAL end of the world is June 12th 201....(signal lost.)

The internet goes down because the giant holographic rock wasn't holographic.

Bugger.....

My socks!
I just found ALL my missing Socks, and my car keys were under the pile!

please insert more coins to continue

QUICK - everybody start vibrating at a higher frequency!

Originally posted by CasiusIgnoranze
When the SHTF like a Geomagnetic storm, catastrophic natural disaster like Yellowstone erupting or WW3 happening - what will the last post on ATS say before the internet goes down?

I reckon it'll be something along the lines: "Nothing is going to happen tomorrow. This prediction will fail like the rest of the predictions as usual."

Ironic.

All the previous posters are wrong this is what will be the last words posted on ATS:

"Nothing to see here folks! Move along...move along...."