When the SHTF, what will the last post on ATS say before the internet goes down?

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posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 06:32 PM
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"There hasn't been a post on this site in like 2 days, what's going on? Did I miss something."

My first post. Hi everyone!




posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 06:46 PM
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Originally posted by subcsailor
Greeting from your friends in Tibet.
Hope all is well.

D4rk Knight


This is by far my favourite reply after reading 11 pages.


I can't really think of anything that hasn't already been said.



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 06:58 PM
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Quit worrying folks its a mass release of Chinese lanterns . Those are not missiles !

2nd line



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 07:42 PM
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"So long and thanks for all the fish....."



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 08:08 PM
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"Has anyone noticed the complete lack of doomsday prophecies posted on ATS recently. We seem to be heading into a new era of peace and prosperity. I feel so happy and content that at last everything is working out. We should close down ATS as there obviously isn't any need for conspiracy theories any more."



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 08:13 PM
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Hey guys, our tornado sirens are going off and there is not a cloud in the sky. WOW, just saw a br
edit on 16-10-2011 by Redhead6971 because: Spelling error



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 09:16 PM
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I'm gonna guess that it will be a womanizing joke.



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 09:28 PM
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I told you so.



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 09:36 PM
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Is Anyone else's pets acting as crazy as mine...???



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 09:37 PM
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Ron Paul was just elected as POTUS and the elites came out against him and threatened to end the world if he didn't step down.



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 09:52 PM
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I'll be saying "Told ya so".

I'll probably be in the bathroom when the internet goes down, my luck being what it is.



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 10:07 PM
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Something like, "Who would have guessed that those "Reptilian" screwballs got it right?"



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 10:33 PM
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One of the last posts might be:
"WHERE DID EVERYONE GO??? AM I THE ONLY ONE LEFT ON ATS????"

Or:
"RON PAUL 2012!!!!!"



This thread is hilarious so far.




posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 10:40 PM
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I hope it says this when SHTF.

"Secure Government / Civilian Safe Zones Released By Every Government To Every Nation In The World!"



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 10:57 PM
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"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.” – Al Capone



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 11:04 PM
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Originally posted by mikemck1976
reply to post by ga-`tv-gi
 

I know!!! I just sent it to the tv and my roomate about freaked out! He was yell'n for me to get my bug out bag!!!
ROTFLMAO



OMG that could make for some awesome april fools jokes!!!



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 11:16 PM
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I don't know that the "shtf" before this site dies off. Either people will finally get bored of the 90 million failed predictions and unsolved theories and youtube dot in the sky "ufos" and move on, or the owners will pass on/go broke etc, or the internet will get censored in some way, or technology will advance to a point where no one is sitting on web forums all day anymore or who knows what else. I mean, mankind has been around thousands of years without too much worldwide doom despite how much people have been predicting it and even wishing for it, it might be hundreds or thousands more years before anything too catastrophic happens and I kinda doubt ATS will last thousands of years lol.

There's a dozen reasons more likely than worldwide catastrophes that this site will end so I think that most likely the last post will be something boring like "Due to lack of funds and interest this site will now be closed down. Thanks for all the fun folks and to all the doom addicts out there, sorry none of the doom predictions ever came true, adios!"
OR the worse possible.. "ATS IS EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE WE ARE OFFICIALLY PARTNERING WITH (or brought out by) FACEBOOK, ALL OUR FORUMS WILL BE MOVED TO FACEBOOK'S SITE AND ALL MEMBERS MUST NOW USE THEIR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT TO POST" Pretty sure that would kill these forums pretty good


Sorry to be a party pooper, having a bad day :/
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posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 11:46 PM
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Since everyone is having fun, see if anyone is old enough to know who said these Happy Endings.
"And so it goes"
"And that's the way it is"
"Glad we could get together"
"Good day and may the good news be yours"
"Good night and good luck"
"Good night and a good tomorrow"
"Peace"
"See you on the radio"
"Good night, Chet. Good night, David. And good night for NBC News"
"That's the news and I am outta here!"

Thanks to:
www.tvacres.com...
Here are your answers



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 12:14 AM
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"New Video - PROOF"

"I am an Illuminati insider, ask me anything"

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence...."

Or, of course, my personal favorite:

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 01:01 AM
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It will say

"goodbye and thanks for all the fish".





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