Why do we wear underwear?

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Originally posted by revswirl
Alright... it's a race to give this thread a second page. Only threads with two pages have any legitimacy here on ATS.

YOU WIN! Someone give this person free underwear.

Well,because the last time I went without underware,in shorts,my business was exposed.

Because apparentley, when on the world wide web, one must wear their "big girl panties"

Originally posted by PosterNutbag

Originally posted by revswirl
Alright... it's a race to give this thread a second page. Only threads with two pages have any legitimacy here on ATS.

YOU WIN! Someone give this person free underwear.

New or used?


Seriously, though, if you wiped your ass thoroughly would you even need undees?? Hell for long walking, etc, chaff control, panty hose work excellent!! Undees are just sweat and urine/feces magnets...

reply to post by pityocamptes


I'm sure it had it's practical function at one time or another, but I mainly wear underwear to support the "boys" if you know what I mean.

The reason people wear underwear quite simple

skid mark prevention.

Why? I just love silk.

I also love the thought of you gentlemen in togas, feel free

Underwear? what's that?
Reading these comments leaves me thinking HOW DIRTY ARE THESE PEOPLE?

Does anyone here know how to wipe?

This is possibly one of the most insightful threads about.
Imagine there was a mishap with no underwear to catch it, you couldn't just take off your jeans/pants and walk about nude, but you can take off your underwear and go commando.

reply to post by pityocamptes


Judging from the posts I have read here,I think it is safe
to assume that this is a play thread!
So far we have testosterone spewing around a bit [size thing]
we have your lacey types,boy short types,au naturale types,
you forgot about the big granny type cotton briefs
I do have one question...what is that commando type some
have mentioned?

reply to post by mamabeth

I do have one question...what is that commando type some have mentioned?

That would be without underwear.
Your naughty bits would be scratching up against your outerwear

reply to post by mamabeth


Why do we wear underwear?

I dont

and to Mamabeth, Commando means no underwear.
Why Commando you ask? coz anyone going commando is READY FOR ACTION!!!!!!!