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Originally posted by EddieBee
I think we need a new party folks but as how the freemasons know all, I think we're gonna have to come up with the secret password telepathically, granted by all the microchips that the freemasons have been implanting in us. We also have to take into consideration that freemasons will secretly try to join our party. And since we know the freemasons still have their intestines intact, well have to have some type of machine to take pictures of the stomach lining. You see, only the freemasons and their slaves have intestines so it wont be hard to figure out. So lets start brainstorming my fellow non mason brothers. N.M.B.
What would be our name? N.M.B.?
What would be our opening statement/quote?
Can women join?
Invitation only but not be secret about it?
Make a mockery of all the things that freemasonry mocks?
Could ex masons join only if they have their intestines removed?
This is a non-mason thread only, masons need not apply...unless you wish to have your intestines removed!