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The Malevolent Guru

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posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 09:58 PM
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Step right up ladies and gentleman (to your keyboards) and type in your questions to The Malevolent Guru. Be it about life or mystery I will answer all in time. (ATS T&C apply). The best question will win a Shiny Purple Coin (SPC) - Copyright 2011 Tindalos2013.

Offer ends 29th October 2011.




posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:03 PM
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Just the one question....

Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:04 PM
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How long do you think this thread will last?




posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:06 PM
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Originally posted by curious7
Just the one question....

Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

Trick question.
Lemmy is God.



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:12 PM
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Originally posted by curious7
Just the one question....

Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?


The way things are at the moment it would seem that God would strike down Lemmy with a multitude of tentacles as he slowly goes mad from the gibbering angles.



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:15 PM
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Originally posted by Akragon
How long do you think this thread will last?



Until the 29th of this month.



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:25 PM
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Originally posted by Tindalos2013

Originally posted by Akragon
How long do you think this thread will last?



Until the 29th of this month.


What happens after that other then this thread ending?




posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:25 PM
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Originally posted by Tindalos2013
Step right up ladies and gentleman (to your keyboards) and type in your questions to The Malevolent Guru. Be it about life or mystery I will answer all in time. (ATS T&C apply). The best question will win a Shiny Purple Coin (SPC) - Copyright 2011 Tindalos2013.

Offer ends 29th October 2011.


When will that thing happen....you know...the one thing, with all the cool stuff that I'm looking forward to



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:30 PM
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What will happen yesterday...I really want to know



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:32 PM
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Originally posted by bhornbuckle75

Originally posted by Tindalos2013
Step right up ladies and gentleman (to your keyboards) and type in your questions to The Malevolent Guru. Be it about life or mystery I will answer all in time. (ATS T&C apply). The best question will win a Shiny Purple Coin (SPC) - Copyright 2011 Tindalos2013.

Offer ends 29th October 2011.


When will that thing happen....you know...the one thing, with all the cool stuff that I'm looking forward to


If you are in the right universe it will happen as you expect it to. If you are not in the right universe then you just luck out. Check your heartbeat and count to one thousand.



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:33 PM
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Originally posted by Destinyone
What will happen yesterday...I really want to know


Ask me again tomorrow.



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:36 PM
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How you refule car?



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:38 PM
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Originally posted by Nosred
How you refule car?


I dont. I do not have that kind of transport.



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:39 PM
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Originally posted by Tindalos2013

Originally posted by Nosred
How you refule car?


I dont. I do not have that kind of transport.


How you refule it though? It doesn't take gas.



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:43 PM
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Originally posted by Tindalos2013

Originally posted by Destinyone
What will happen yesterday...I really want to know


Ask me again tomorrow.


I'm back...time machine works


Same question,



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:54 PM
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Originally posted by Nosred

Originally posted by Tindalos2013

Originally posted by Nosred
How you refule car?


I dont. I do not have that kind of transport.


How you refule it though? It doesn't take gas.


The secret is to use moonshine with a slice of lemon.



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 10:55 PM
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Originally posted by Tindalos2013
The secret is to use moonshine with a slice of lemon.


The manual says it runs on microfusion energy. How I refule it?



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 11:05 PM
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Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by Tindalos2013

Originally posted by Destinyone
What will happen yesterday...I really want to know


Ask me again tomorrow.


I'm back...time machine works


Same question,


...who knew it would end it with ballons and dinosaurs. You're late by the way.



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 11:09 PM
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Originally posted by Nosred

Originally posted by Tindalos2013
The secret is to use moonshine with a slice of lemon.


The manual says it runs on microfusion energy. How I refule it?


Grab a electron charge pack and you're ready to go go go.
edit on 12-10-2011 by Tindalos2013 because: I am The Malevolent Guru



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 11:19 PM
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Originally posted by Tindalos2013

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by Tindalos2013

Originally posted by Destinyone
What will happen yesterday...I really want to know


Ask me again tomorrow.


I'm back...time machine works


Same question,


...who knew it would end it with ballons and dinosaurs. You're late by the way.


Sowwy...dimensional time slip thingie...caught me completely off guard. Did you get some pwetty photos for me?



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