posted on Apr, 21 2003 @ 01:52 AM
Forget the darned aliens for a moment. Is this something that will prevent me from being an FAA hazard at the beach this year. Can it keep me from
blinding fellow beach-goers? Could it stop Klansmen from looking at me and think, "Man. That guys too white even for my ideologies!"?
Where do I get some? I don't have to join a MLM scheme and go to stupid rallies, do I?