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Conservative vs Liberal

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posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 05:59 PM
I recived this in an email and figured id change up the ending and format it for ATS hope you enjoy the laugh

I think this pretty well sums up how I feel.

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to
defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of
government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better
his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs
and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in
labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he will laugh, add a positive comment and maybe give a star or flag.
A liberal will write childish hate comments and report this post to the MODs because he's "offended".

posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 06:30 PM
I don't know what to say..............

Besides that pretty much sums everything up.

Thanks, I'll be emailing this to a lot of people.

posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:04 PM
starred and flagged.

And I'm not even a conservative, but I'm not a liberal either. However this really hits the nail on the head.

posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 05:10 PM
email away give someone some laughs

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