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Woman says 3D made her pregnant

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posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:22 AM
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I guess with todays technology anything is possible.




An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling.

Read more: news.techeye.net...


news.techeye.net...

The story is a little old but still.....
Good grief.




posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:24 AM
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Slightly more plausible than blaming the Holy Spirit.



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:24 AM
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Yeah..

This lady is a uh.. "w" and her husband is a schmuck.

This just made me lose a little faith in humanity.


“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head. Read more: news.techeye.net...


What does it do? Place you among the most gullible people in the world?


They should make a 3D movie of a delicious 7 course meal, and feed the world.
edit on 11-10-2011 by TinkerHaus because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:25 AM
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Originally posted by pazcat
I guess with todays technology anything is possible.




An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling.

Read more: news.techeye.net...


news.techeye.net...

The story is a little old but still.....
Good grief.


Its amazing the stories made to cover up affairs. I mean, look at the whole mary and joseph thing... That went WAAAY too far.



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:25 AM
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I take it the husband is in Military Intelligence.

2nd line because that about sums up his IQ level. If you want to know something in the army, ask the cleaner. She knows it all.



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:25 AM
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She obviously likes big black [censored].



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:26 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Wheeze* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Was it a porno version of Shaft?



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:26 AM
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If he believes that story, he deserves her as a wife.

Good luck buddy.



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:26 AM
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An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.
Now why doesn;t that surprise me at all


Dude is dumbass too.
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posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:28 AM
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ohh that husband he just does not want to see truth
so who is technichly the father the digital copy or the disc

or maybe what the she really meant by 3d porno was she was in the porn


edit on 11-10-2011 by jplaysguitar because: i made a mistake with speelin



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:29 AM
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Not sure how being American has anything to do with it.

I've met/read about some pretty stupid people from all countries. No need to generalize all Americans, some of us can't get pregnant from 3D porn!



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:30 AM
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I would agree, stupid knows no borders.

I wonder what has become of the couple?



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:31 AM
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They watched a 3D movie about ocean life and were eaten by sharks.

Good riddance.



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:31 AM
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People like this can afford a 3D television? Jesus.



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:32 AM
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Oh, if it is a boy, they are going to call him Blue Ray.



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:32 AM
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Wouldn't work for me. Only one eye works properly.

Mind you, it's obvious some black dudes one eyed willy worked.



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:34 AM
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Originally posted by darkbake
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People like this can afford a 3D television? Jesus.


It might have been one of the blue/red glasses. Those work on any televison.



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:37 AM
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If nothing else, this is turning out to be one of those fun threads!

I am anxious to see some more sly wit! (notably lacking in the woman's husband!)



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:38 AM
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Looks like this story comes from a Brazilian satirical newspaper like The Onion:

Faked news item gets picked up by Gizmodo



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:40 AM
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awww, well it was fun while it lasted.

Yippee, a HOAX thread.



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