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posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 07:56 AM
You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hour glass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this,-it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:00 AM
reply to post by ronishia

Hurricanes are female because they blow in wet and wild and when they leave,they take the house and car.

posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:02 AM
reply to post by DrumsRfun

posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 08:45 AM
reply to post by ronishia

Enjoyed this, Ronisha. Will add one.

It may not be true, but it's rumored that a crane swings both ways.

posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 09:24 AM
Protests are like women because they talk a bit too much, tell you what you should do, and then get mad that you weren't listening after the hundredth time repeating the same thing.

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