A while ago I saw another member posted from a Cracked article and I thought this was a pretty relevant one to post for people who don't regularly
visit Cracked.
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#6: Iran Could Start a Crazy War Any Minute!
From the article: Ahmadinejad is more like the Joe Biden of Iran -- he says stupid things that embarrass the country, but the guy in power thinks
he's a good enough s***, so he keeps him around. Though even that gives President Spell-Check a little too much credit, because Ahmadinejad isn't
even the second most powerful guy in the country.
Try 14th. In addition to Lord Sexgantic Ayatollah Khamenei, he's outranked by the 12 members of the Guardian Council, which sounds like something out
of the extended Star Wars universe, but actually functions more like Ahmadinejad's boss. They can shoot down his ideas via veto and get to decide who
runs for president in the first place.
#5: China's Economy Is Going to Steamroll America's!
From the article: The media tends to portray America like China's deadbeat brother-in-law who keeps borrowing money and promising he's good for it.
But the truth is that China is far more dependent on the U.S. than the other way around. If they decided to pull the rug out from under the U.S.,
they'd be pulling it out from under their own economy.
As for China's educational superiority, it's definitely true that China kicks America's ass in educating its children, and they even produce more
college graduates than America. It's just that their colleges suck. One Chinese professor said that the average Chinese engineering graduate may not
know more than a typical auto mechanic.
#4: America Relies on Its Enemies for Oil!
From the article: For starters, 36 percent of American oil is domestic. Another 22 percent of America's oil comes from the hostile and violent
country of, uh, Canada. In fact, our friendly neighbor to the north produces more of America's oil than all the gulf countries combined. So that's
over half of America's oil controlled by countries with NBA franchises. Did we mention that America's third largest supplier of oil is Mexico?
#3: Al-Qaida Is Still A Huge Threat!
From the article: They're stopping, or at least slowing down to the point that it's hard to tell the difference. It's true that bin Laden's death
didn't cripple al-Qaida, but that's mostly because they were in terrible shape to begin with. In what had to have been at least a little
anti-climactic, the computers seized from his fortress revealed that bin Laden had spent his final months worrying about al-Qaida's bank balance.
#2: North Korea's Military Is Dangerous and Insane!
From the article: North Korea may spend a huge chunk of its GDP on its army, but its GDP is tiny -- which shouldn't surprise you, considering the
chief exports are requests for food aid and passive-aggressive threats. In actual dollars, North Korea's military budget is only five to eight
billion dollars. By comparison, South Korea's military budget is over triple that. Actually, South Korea spends more on its army than North Korea has
in its entire budget.
#1: The World Hates America!
From The Article: Since 2005, the BBC has conducted a poll on world attitudes toward various countries. In 2011, 49 percent of people surveyed said
America had a positive influence on the world, while 31 percent held negative views. That's better than most presidential approval ratings from the
past 20 years, and we elected those guys.
Even some of the most well known haters of our freedom in reality are more likely to give the U.S. a slap on the back and a "This guy! He's crazy,
but he's alright." Unfortunately for purveyors of freedom fries, even the French attitude toward the U.S. has recently shifted from negative to
positive (as has the U.K.'s and Canada's). And as for all those claims that the developing world hates us, Ghana, Nigeria, Kenya and the Phillipines
actually have a more positive view of America than Americans do.
Anyways, I thought that it'd be good for some people to read this article. Also, if this thread becomes popular or anything I'd really appreciate if
someone could edit this (i.e, putting things in quotes and linking some of the quotes) as I realize it was pretty poorly organized haha.