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the 9 most BADASS bible verses you have ever heard..... straight up gangsta some of them LoL

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posted on Oct, 8 2011 @ 02:10 AM
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www.cracked.com...

I always laugh when you here people saying the bible was all praise and worship and submission

read some of these crazy ass verses... some quite pornographic , some straight gangsta and other are straight hilarious

ex.... And she lusted after her lovers who genitals were like donkeys and emissions were like horses..

LMAO

check out this link....

I keeps it real always

Firecrotch out
edit on 8-10-2011 by nutzmctaffy because: spelling




posted on Oct, 8 2011 @ 02:42 AM
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My wife is always trying to drag me to church, but she knows I don't believe in that stuff. I should start going and specifically ask about some of these passages, for more explanation on them. I doubt she would continue asking me to go.



posted on Oct, 8 2011 @ 02:44 AM
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Interesting. Most of these verses, if not all, seem to glorify violence.

I thought that's why we hated Islam?




posted on Oct, 8 2011 @ 02:53 AM
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ahh crap bro I am not trying to get into a bible vs koran thing

I just wanted to show people that the bible has badass parts of it as well

It's just the " religious" people don't want to mention these verses,

I love finding stuff like this as it actually brings me closer to god knowing the " realness" of it

Be safe and god bless you all

Firecrotch out



posted on Oct, 8 2011 @ 03:00 AM
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It's all about a relationship with god... Not man made religion...

Walk in the light .. piss on the dark...

don't let your doubts keep you from gods grace and favor...

phuck the devil and the ways he decieves us

Firecrotch out



posted on Oct, 8 2011 @ 03:24 AM
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That was pretty hilarious, thanks.

David Wong is one funny guy.



posted on Oct, 8 2011 @ 07:29 AM
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I always liked Luke 12:18-20

"And he said, This will I do: I will pull down my barns, and build greater; and there will I bestow all my fruits and my goods. And I will say to my soul, Soul, thou hast much goods laid up for many years; take thine ease, eat, drink, and be merry. But God said unto him, Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee: then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided?"



posted on Oct, 8 2011 @ 07:52 AM
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Cracked has a lot on the bible, actually.

Edit: Might as well worn that there is some mild gore and nudity in the pictures going with the articles. For those really easily offended.
The 6 Raunchiest, Most Depraved Sex Acts (From the Bible)

5 Things You Won't Believe Aren't In the Bible

5 Superpowers From the Bible That Put Marvel and DC to Shame

5 Bible Stories Ripped Off From Greek Mythology

Really, cracked as a site alone is enough to make people start questioning their perspective on the book.(Put bible in the search if you want to see it all) But, cracked's a comedy website, and I would recommend both going back to the scriptures mentioned and seeing for yourself, and listening to what rationalizations christians can come up with for all of them, and any counterarguments to those rationalizations that exist. Then come up with your perspective on the book.
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posted on Oct, 8 2011 @ 09:14 AM
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I'm sorry, I dunno.



posted on Oct, 8 2011 @ 02:11 PM
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Originally posted by NOTurTypical
I always liked Luke 12:18-20

"And he said, This will I do: I will pull down my barns, and build greater; and there will I bestow all my fruits and my goods. And I will say to my soul, Soul, thou hast much goods laid up for many years; take thine ease, eat, drink, and be merry. But God said unto him, Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee: then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided?"


That is an interesting parable...

Do you understand it?

Im sure you must




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