Hi

I am sad. triple sadface is my mood
oppressed by the man is my position (he brainwashed me into opening a fried chicken joint)
confused for reasons here I cannot post else...well, nevermind

How are you, Professor Falken?

greetings....

Do you want to play a game?

Welcome my friend.

Repost your previous thoughts again after 20 posts. Some of us were watching and would like to discuss it further.

20 posts can happen very quickly if you open 20 topics with titles you find interesting.

As for this website it's something very cool. I am sure you will enjoy it here, don't be discouraged.

Let's Play Global Thermonuclear War

Hello and welcome.

Do you have a menu?

Originally posted by SiliconJon
I am sad. triple sadface is my mood
oppressed by the man is my position (he brainwashed me into opening a fried chicken joint)
confused for reasons here I cannot post else...well, nevermind

How are you, Professor Falken?

Is this the equivalent of modernist/surrealist poetry?.........Mmmmmm...I quite like it......

I looked to the sky, he fell from the concrete balloon.
He was a man younger than me, but he wasn't.
I know I should have married the man with the golden toaster, but my dad was a leper.
Nevermind, let's go fly fishing in the attic....

I'm afraid we're all out of buscuits, and chicken, and coleslaw.

Originally posted by davethebear

Originally posted by SiliconJon
I am sad. triple sadface is my mood
oppressed by the man is my position (he brainwashed me into opening a fried chicken joint)
confused for reasons here I cannot post else...well, nevermind

How are you, Professor Falken?

Is this the equivalent of modernist/surrealist poetry?.........Mmmmmm...I quite like it......

I looked to the sky, he fell from the concrete balloon.
He was a man younger than me, but he wasn't.
I know I should have married the man with the golden toaster, but my dad was a leper.
Nevermind, let's go fly fishing in the attic....

I Prefer Haiku,
It Stimulates My Brain Goo,
Wait I Mean Brain Cells

Originally posted by DieBravely

Originally posted by davethebear

Originally posted by SiliconJon
I am sad. triple sadface is my mood
oppressed by the man is my position (he brainwashed me into opening a fried chicken joint)
confused for reasons here I cannot post else...well, nevermind

How are you, Professor Falken?

Is this the equivalent of modernist/surrealist poetry?.........Mmmmmm...I quite like it......

I looked to the sky, he fell from the concrete balloon.
He was a man younger than me, but he wasn't.
I know I should have married the man with the golden toaster, but my dad was a leper.
Nevermind, let's go fly fishing in the attic....

I Prefer Haiku,
It Stimulates My Brain Goo,
Wait I Mean Brain Cells

Oh Yes, brain goo.....I can remember somewhere in the back of my mind the something called brain cells.....Mmmmmmm, anybody else have recollection of those? No, I thought not...as you were.....

The equation for hi

Are we there yet?

Originally posted by SiliconJon
Are we there yet?

Not long to go now, just sit back and eat your biscuit..........

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HI welcome to ATS..hope you enjoy it here...

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I ate fish, and I think I'm going to die (melodrama). I totally quit buying anything that swims in salt water after the Gulf oil spill (and extended that personal ban even more after Japan), but today I just had to have some fish for lunch. It smelled fine, and tasted fine...except for when I later picked my teeth clean - I've never experienced that smell from fish before, I about lost my lunch (and pondered if purging would be wise).

Meh, maybe I'll get super powers, or become a super hero with a toxic-sludge mop.

i have a problem? i live in my mothers basement and i like to eat rats for fun! i get sick of Ramen noodles! i am going to be the montauk monster for Halloween WE why does the montauk monster look like turkey?
montauk monster is the new thanksgiving turkey!

ok so i don't live in my mothers basement! but i am still going to be montauk monster