Why should I let you through the checkpoint?

reply to post by getreadyalready


Haha I love it. I think the world could use more tuxedo shirts and saviors that know how to throw down and party.

There is a question for you OP, do you allow religion in your compound? And would you let party Jesus in the door?

Nice thread and comments good laugh


I would bring physical strength for manual labouring around the place as i am a body builder.

I would could keep the population of our community up with the woman with my handsome man face which the ladies would love.

I would also and most importantly bring my butchery skills and could chop up any farm animals which we might have for dinner lol

I haven't read all 36 pages, but I bet no one has come up with this one yet:

"Why should I let you through the checkpoint?"

Because I have a vagina.
Nuff said.




(hey... just keeping it real...)

Originally posted by CranialSponge
I haven't read all 36 pages, but I bet no one has come up with this one yet:

"Why should I let you through the checkpoint?"

Because I have a vagina.
Nuff said.

(hey... just keeping it real...)

edit on 10-10-2011 by CranialSponge because: (no reason given)

I hope you have an uterus to go with that Giner.

I'm a civil engineer who can design and make things.
I'm an experienced Gardener / farmer.
I make wine as a hobby.... Find me some grapes.

This thread has entertained me for a couple of days so I figure I should attempt admission as well?

Amazing "from scratch" cook,including baked goods and bread...I can make any type of "meat" taste gourmet.

Excellent seamstress,serious skills on a machine and by hand.

I teach fitness and exotic dance...would help to keep people in shape which IS important and also to allow those who may want to get in or stay in touch with their "sensitive side" via challenging and potentially entertaining styles of movement Pole icluded.

I can drive anything with wheels and can fly a plane and/or heli...

Originally posted by CranialSponge
I haven't read all 36 pages, but I bet no one has come up with this one yet:

"Why should I let you through the checkpoint?"

Because I have a vagina.
Nuff said.

(hey... just keeping it real...)

edit on 10-10-2011 by CranialSponge because: (no reason given)

Yeah, maybe, but is it in working order?

We ain't got no spare parts to fix it if it ain't... and them things break pretty easy.

Originally posted by Wildbob77
I'm a civil engineer who can design and make things.
I'm an experienced Gardener / farmer.
I make wine as a hobby.... Find me some grapes.

Can you make do with raw materials other than grapes? Wild plums for instance, or blackberries?

reply to post by nenothtu


No prob.

I've made wine with everything from Japanese Plums to Jalapenos. Come join our camp, we will have all the wine you can handle, and for those really cold nights, we'll still it down and make that good lightning in a bottle!

I knew we would find an in-road. First I bypassed the camp, then I recruited the women, then the other survivalists like GrandpaDaddyBareDave, and now I've got Neo. My infiltration is complete, the big camp is a decoy, the real resistance lies silently in the woods.

Ok i got the thread started for the official story, here is the link.

through the checkpoint

please try and be respectful of the roles already claimed here, but if the roles are not filled fill free to fill them.


thank you and good day/night depending on your location in this universe

reply to post by nenothtu


Omg... first we have the village idiot... and I haven't read all the posts yet... but has anyone claimed to be a douche bag???

reply to post by shushu


Nope no one has claimed that role yet, though i would imagine that we would try and keep the cast from Jersey shore out of our quite little camp. Cant have them taking up all the cooking oil for sun tan lotion now can we... lol

Originally posted by nenothtu

Originally posted by CranialSponge
I haven't read all 36 pages, but I bet no one has come up with this one yet:

"Why should I let you through the checkpoint?"

Because I have a vagina.
Nuff said.

(hey... just keeping it real...)

edit on 10-10-2011 by CranialSponge because: (no reason given)

Yeah, maybe, but is it in working order?

We ain't got no spare parts to fix it if it ain't... and them things break pretty easy.

Last time I checked, all was fine and dandy... there's quite a few miles left in this ol' gas tank.

But for those of you who'd like to go for a spin without asking (*cough* nenothtu *cough*)... I'm also an ace sharpshooter with trophies to prove it, a black belt in taekwondo, and can target the family jewels with a hunting knife from fifty paces.

Bwahahahaha.


(just teasing ya nenoth...)

Originally posted by nenothtu
reply to post by ThePublicEnemyNo1

 

Is that the reason I have to sleep on the sofa all the time? Yeah, I got a bad attitude, but it works for me.. and I don't get bothered with pesky little details much!

Then again, it might just be that crazy gleam in my eye... that doesn't go very well with the brush axe in interpersonal relationships!

Why can no one but me see the humor in going into a grocery store on Halloween night, buying a pack of razor blades and a bag of apples, then leaning across the counter and asking the cashier for a date?


It's just me, isn't it?

Yes...I'm afraid it's just you However, anyone that would be traveling with you (if you would even allow that) would be safe.

Who's gonna mess with a man who carries around a brush axe/machete? If I encountered you and saw that thing...I'd have to question what else you had up your sleeves

reply to post by MikeZutch


BANG!

reply to post by TechniXcality


BANG!, BANG! KABOOM! Had one round left in the grenade launcher.


So not a Bob Marley fan.

Originally posted by shushu
reply to post by nenothtu

 

Omg... first we have the village idiot... and I haven't read all the posts yet... but has anyone claimed to be a douche bag???

If no one else claims it, I reckon that it's me by default!

reply to post by Chefspicy


BANG! Should have saved the grenade.

reply to post by rjbagby


WELCOME!

Originally posted by CranialSponge

Last time I checked, all was fine and dandy... there's quite a few miles left in this ol' gas tank.

But for those of you who'd like to go for a spin without asking (*cough* nenothtu *cough*)... I'm also an ace sharpshooter with trophies to prove it, a black belt in taekwondo, and can target the family jewels with a hunting knife from fifty paces.

Bwahahahaha.


(just teasing ya nenoth...)

Me? take a spin without asking? No way I could - I'm skeert of those things! Pap told me they have bees in' em!

You'd probably notice the smoke when I started trying to smoke the bees out first!