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posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 06:54 PM
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Listen here buddy, they don't call pimping and prostituting the oldest
profession for nothing...

They have lasted as long as people have been on earth..

Trust me, your going to need hookers.

Especially the lone wolf guys.

Your a fool to think pimping comedian/entertaining/booze making in SHTF is not important.

You might be able to make booze, but I doubt you can make it as good as mine..

Your going to feel the moon shine with my stuff sir.
edit on 7-10-2011 by popsmayhem because: (no reason given)




posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 06:55 PM
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I can make booze and shroom tea however i already have everything set up in a few locations over the years.
Hopefully i wont be wandering around your place except for trade or help.



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:07 PM
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Are you kidding...
I am sure that my porn trading will be very profitable. What if there aren't enough women to satisfy all need....

And what if the women that are available aren't that attractive (c'mon its post SHTF, they aren't gonna be hotties runnin around)

As for we need food and water more than porn, seriously guys... be honest, who wouldn't give up a little of thier food and water for some amazing porn....I guess i should keep some porn for the ladies too..



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:07 PM
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No kidding and very serious for morale.
Vice will be big.
Cigarettes, booze, drugs, hookers.
All will be needed.
It is truly a social need.



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:09 PM
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I have a seven inch tounge and can breath thru my ears...I'll keep the women busy....



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:11 PM
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Originally posted by KingAtlas
Are you kidding...
I am sure that my porn trading will be very profitable. What if there aren't enough women to satisfy all need....

And what if the women that are available aren't that attractive (c'mon its post SHTF, they aren't gonna be hotties runnin around)

As for we need food and water more than porn, seriously guys... be honest, who wouldn't give up a little of thier food and water for some amazing porn....I guess i should keep some porn for the ladies too..


I invite you to travel with me..

I will be selling hookers, entertainment, booze. I could use a right hand man that
has some good porn to sell so they can have something until we come back again.



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:12 PM
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Hotties running around?!...
You never spent any serious time in any dive bars have you?
Lemme tell you around 2 am they all get abit prettier.
Heck folks even write songs about the subject.

Enough said?



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:12 PM
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Originally posted by popsmayhem
reply to post by spw184
 


Listen here buddy, they don't call pimping and prostituting the oldest
profession for nothing...

They have lasted as long as people have been on earth..

Trust me, your going to need hookers.

Especially the lone wolf guys.

Your a fool to think pimping comedian/entertaining/booze making in SHTF is not important.

You might be able to make booze, but I doubt you can make it as good as mine..

Your going to feel the moon shine with my stuff sir.
edit on 7-10-2011 by popsmayhem because: (no reason given)


There will be no "lone wolfs"
The "Lone wolves" will die
everyone will have to reproduce after the colony is established.



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:13 PM
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you guys aren't really taking this seriously at all... your trolling this thread to hell and back.

I bet you all will be the first to die.



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:18 PM
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Originally posted by spw184
you guys aren't really taking this seriously at all... your trolling this thread to hell and back.

I bet you all will be the first to die.


Well i'll die with a hooker in my left
and some shine in my right hand.



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:19 PM
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Sounds good, I think we have some common post SHTF business goals haha

Survivors come in all shapes and sizes (as do women in my porn mag's)



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:23 PM
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Originally posted by KingAtlas
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Sounds good, I think we have some common post SHTF business goals haha

Survivors come in all shapes and sizes (as do women in my porn mag's)



Grr stop making me lol with your trolling! >_>



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:40 PM
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What are you, a ferengi?



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:42 PM
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Originally posted by KingAtlas
And what if the women that are available aren't that attractive (c'mon its post SHTF, they aren't gonna be hotties runnin around)


Why not?



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:50 PM
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Originally posted by Thestargateisreal

Originally posted by KingAtlas
And what if the women that are available aren't that attractive (c'mon its post SHTF, they aren't gonna be hotties runnin around)


Why not?


Yeah, besides, Im gay so all woman are unattractive but i would still screw a chick if the world depended on it. (in this case it would)



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:50 PM
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Originally posted by getreadyalready
Why would I want inside your sitting duck compound? I think I'll just avoid your little compound, maybe interrogate the folks that venture outside to try and learn what may have happened, and then I'll move on to my pre-arranged safe zones.

I have no desire to be locked behind the walls of a compound when the enemy troops, or aliens, or viruses start coming around in force.


You're planning a closed community that's totally focused on surviving. I want a community where anyone with any skills (willing to do things) is welcome. In the long run, exclusivist-isolationist nations and compounds don't do as well as the inclusionist groups willing to trade resources and materials with others.

I will gladly take all your stray chemists, too, who can do things like recreate batteries, purify medicinal compounds, identify poisons and your patient programmers, and all the other "worthless" people. Even disabled people can be valuable to the community.

So... not my kind of community. I wouldn't even stop.



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:53 PM
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Originally posted by Byrd

Originally posted by getreadyalready
Why would I want inside your sitting duck compound? I think I'll just avoid your little compound, maybe interrogate the folks that venture outside to try and learn what may have happened, and then I'll move on to my pre-arranged safe zones.

I have no desire to be locked behind the walls of a compound when the enemy troops, or aliens, or viruses start coming around in force.


You're planning a closed community that's totally focused on surviving. I want a community where anyone with any skills (willing to do things) is welcome. In the long run, exclusivist-isolationist nations and compounds don't do as well as the inclusionist groups willing to trade resources and materials with others.

I will gladly take all your stray chemists, too, who can do things like recreate batteries, purify medicinal compounds, identify poisons and your patient programmers, and all the other "worthless" people. Even disabled people can be valuable to the community.

So... not my kind of community. I wouldn't even stop.


Downsyndrome would not be valuable lol



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:55 PM
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Well waht i meant by there aren't going to be alot of hotties running around is, alot of cute girls don't have general survival skill.

Ever been out camping with a girl.... oh theres a bug... uh oh... oh no theres a fish on my line ... You want me to put the worm on the hook....



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:56 PM
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Originally posted by KingAtlas
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Well waht i meant by there aren't going to be alot of hotties running around is, alot of cute girls don't have general survival skill.

Ever been out camping with a girl.... oh theres a bug... uh oh... oh no theres a fish on my line ... You want me to put the worm on the hook....


So? you can mate with an ugly girl!



posted on Oct, 7 2011 @ 07:57 PM
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I hate bugs! Not liking something, and not being capable are two very different things. Why put the worm on the hook when someone else will do it for you?



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