DAMMIT

Use them scar them break them forget them

reply to post by Nosred

Reproducing is part of the Cult of the Eel.

Aye, but what good is having offspring if you can't even teach them how to cheat properly?

I don't believe in love, it doesn't exist.

Everyone says that before they find it...whether they look for it or not.

Originally posted by GazrokEveryone says that before they find it...whether they look for it or not.

No, it does not exist. What you mistake for "love" is a combination of hormones and irrational nervousness. It is nature's way of fooling you into reproducing.

Originally posted by Lysergic
Use them scar them break them forget them

Tell me something I don't know.

Originally posted by Nosred

Originally posted by Lysergic
Use them scar them break them forget them

Tell me something I don't know.

Only one thing makes guys this bitter. They aren't getting laid.

Originally posted by Nosred
My two girlfriends just found out about each other. I hate when this happens.

Can anyone with experience provide some cheating tips?

Dammit is right, good luck and check your corners

reply to post by Nosred
Forgive me if I am wrong, or have misinterpreted your sense of humour
Your need to post this supposed development makes me think you are full of sh#t.
(toast) To our wives, and girlfriends; may they never meet.

Originally posted by Nosred
My two girlfriends just found out about each other. I hate when this happens.

Can anyone with experience provide some cheating tips?

Be rich, handsome, a smooth talker, or all of the above.

Smooth talker is probably the easiest of these skills to develop but it can still be more difficult than brain surgery, depending on the women in question.

Originally posted by silent thunder
Be rich, handsome, a smooth talker, or all of the above.

Done, done, and done.

Originally posted by Nosred

Originally posted by silent thunder
Be rich, handsome, a smooth talker, or all of the above.

Done, done, and done.

Then what's the problem, son?

You must be picking the wrong type....

Originally posted by silent thunder
Then what's the problem, son?

You must be picking the wrong type....

I already said, they found out about each other.

I've got it all worked out now though.

Pimpin acheived, thread closed.

reply to post by Nosred


There are many kinds of love, though also. There is the love for my wife, the love one has for their children, the love one has for family, friends, etc. that all have nothing to do with procreation.

You can try and fool yourself into thinking it's all about hormones and such. I know, I did, for many years, but it's different once you actually find it. It matters not if you believe me...as you'll find out for yourself. In the meantime though, I applaud you enjoying yourself, but life gets much more meaningful when you have loved ones to share it with, beyond empty pleasures.

Give one of them to me. I'm so hopeless with getting any women - I couldn't even cheat on myself if I tried.

See if they'd be up for a threesome?

Gazrock beat me to it..

reply to post by Nosred


Have a threesome man!