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posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 02:45 PM
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My two girlfriends just found out about each other. I hate when this happens.

Can anyone with experience provide some cheating tips?




posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 02:47 PM
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Become a Mormon otherwise stick to monogamous relationships.



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 02:47 PM
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My tip is that you break off both relationships and pray to God for forgiveness for your actions.

This is truly a despicable action and you got caught to teach you a lesson.



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 02:47 PM
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up down left right a b c start...

oh wait >_> yea, I got a good one for you. don't get caught
(joking ladys I don't play games with hearts.)



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 02:48 PM
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Yup, don't date two women at the same time.



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 02:51 PM
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Originally posted by Nosred
My two girlfriends just found out about each other. I hate when this happens.

Can anyone with experience provide some cheating tips?


Tip depends seriously on what you to do next.



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 02:52 PM
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How about holding on to your..... behind.
You better hope they are not like a lot of women out there and decided to get together to plot on just how to make your life a living hell.

I've been able to watch that show, and it is very, very entertaining!



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 02:52 PM
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Quite frankly i´ve found that cheating other people that believes in loving relationships and monogamy is the same thing as cheating myself. That´s why in the end, it never ever works!!!
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posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 02:52 PM
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I have found that being honest from the beginning seems to work.
I tell them i like women (plural) and don't commit.

You failed dude.



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 02:53 PM
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Drums said it best...

Be honest and don't commit if you want plural gf's otherwise you will be in a world of poo!



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 02:57 PM
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Originally posted by concerned24
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Yup, don't date two women at the same time.


You're not making any sense here.



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 02:58 PM
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Originally posted by Nosred
Can anyone with experience provide some cheating tips?



Best way to not get caught is to tell the truth. You could have just said you dont want to commit to just one person. Too late now. Run away from the angry crazy ladies and start again.



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 03:01 PM
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Update:

It's cool guys, I think I made it out of this with one relationship intact.

You've got to love that Nosred charm.
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posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 03:09 PM
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See if they'd be up for a threesome?


Seriously though, assuming this isn't your first balancing act...

First off, this really isn't fair to either gal, but if you're going to do it..at least don't lead them on to thinking this is going to be more than it is...i.e. you don't one thinking you could be "the one"...that's just cruel....

Are you trying to date two women in the same area? If so, yeah, you were bound to get caught eventually. All it takes is the wrong person seeing you with the other, and you're busted.

Do you have plausible and non-suspicious alibis for not being available (like work, etc.)? If not, then yeah, suspicion will do you in easily enough.

Do you keep both gals away from your home? If not, you're bound to leave evidence for one of them to find.

Do the crime, and do the time...you know all this already. You're just ticked you got busted...

Personally, I only know the above from knowing cheaters. I don't believe in it myself, at least not for any long amount of time. I've often been the "other guy", but always with the goal of them breaking up and us being together in a very short time (i.e. like a month tops). If they stuck with their man later than that, then I moved on.

And that's only because these days, couples often live together, so it may take a month to untangle those ties, etc.



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 03:17 PM
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Originally posted by jpaul
Become a Mormon otherwise stick to monogamous relationships.


THE CULT OF THE EEL IS POLYGAMOUS!

Why do people never seem to understand that?


Edit: People need to learn that when they agree to date the last remaining follower of a minor ancient Egyptian cult that it's not going to be a normal relationship.
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posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 03:46 PM
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Doesn't seem these two ladies were aware of the tenets of this cult, hehe...or they wouldn't have been upset...eh?



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 03:49 PM
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Can anyone with experience provide some cheating tips?


It's much easier to just be single... if you're cheating it's probably for the sex, so just be single and have sex with anyone you want.

Be honest with yourself... if you REALLY loved her... (or her, or her).... you'd be faithful.



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 03:51 PM
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Originally posted by DeReK DaRkLy
Be honest with yourself... if you REALLY loved her... (or her, or her).... you'd be faithful.


I don't believe in love, it doesn't exist.



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 03:57 PM
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I don't believe in love, it doesn't exist.


Then why bother with relationships if you're just bullshi**ing your way through them?



posted on Oct, 6 2011 @ 03:59 PM
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Originally posted by DeReK DaRkLyThen why bother with relationships if you're just bullshi**ing your way through them?


Reproducing is part of the Cult of the Eel.

(The Cult of the Eel is my excuse for everything. Praise Atum!)





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