Steve Jobs Conspiracy By The Numbers

Just a little bored, so I started some basic numerology surrounding Steve's core elements... interesting results!

Name: STEVEN PAUL JOBS = (19+20+5+22+5+14) + (16+1+21+12) + (10+15+2+19) = 181... 1+8+1 = 10... 1+0 = 1

Birth: February 24, 1955 = (0+2) + (2+4) + (1+9+5+5) = 28... 2+8 = 10... 1+0 = 1

"Death": October 5, 2011 = (1+0) + (0+5) + (2+0+1+1) = 10... 1+0 = 1

Surely this is too perfect to be coincidence........

Thoughts?



Edit: Even more:

APPLE IPAD 2 = (1+16+16+12+5) + (9+16+1+4) + 2 = 82... 8+2 = 10... 1+0 = 1

SIRI = 19+9+18+9 = 55... 5+5 = 10... 1+0 = 1

STEVE JOBS IS NOT DEAD = (19+20+5+22+5) + (10+15+2+19) + (9+19) + (14+15+20) + (4+5+1+4) = 208... 2+0+8 = 10... 1+0 = 1

STEVE JOBS WAS REALLY THE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC = (19+20+5+22+5) + (10+15+2+19) + (23+1+19) + (18+5+1+12+12+25) + (20+8+5) + (3+1+16+20+1+9+14) + (15+6) + (80+8+5) + (20+9+20+1+14+9+3) = 460... 4+6+0 = 10... 1+0 = 1

STEVE JOBS WAS MURDERED BY HIS CREATIONS = (19+20+5+22+5) + (10+15+2+19) + 13+21+18+4+5+18+5+4) + (2+25) + (8+9+19) + (3+18+5+1+20+9+15+14+19) = 415... 4+1+5 = 10... 1+0 = 1

I thought this was serious for a moment.

APPLE IPAD 2 = (1+16+16+12+5) + (9+16+1+4) + 2 = 82... 8+2 = 10... 1+0 = 1

SIRI = 19+9+18+9 = 55... 5+5 = 10... 1+0 = 1

It seems like this keeps getting deeper and deeper... Could we have predicted this date?

We can pritty much make numbers say and mean anything!

there was me thinking that by the numbers meant we'd have to go through every conspiracy possible


such as

steve jobs was really the captain of the titanic
steve jobs piloted one of the 9/11 planes
steve jobs is an alien / reptilian
steve jobs is obama in disguise
steve jobs ....[insert text here]

Oh my god...

STEVE JOBS IS NOT DEAD = (19+20+5+22+5) + (10+15+2+19) + (9+19) + (14+15+20) + (4+5+1+4) = 208... 2+0+8 = 10... 1+0 = 1

STUPID=12+8+9+71=only you!

It is a conspiracy. Clearly. They took our Jobs!

There is no other explanation.

reply to post by TurkeyTots


LISA = 0

Originally posted by Maxatoria
there was me thinking that by the numbers meant we'd have to go through every conspiracy possible


such as

steve jobs was really the captain of the titanic
steve jobs piloted one of the 9/11 planes
steve jobs is an alien / reptilian
steve jobs is obama in disguise
steve jobs ....[insert text here]

I think you're on to something BIG...

STEVE JOBS WAS REALLY THE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC = (19+20+5+22+5) + (10+15+2+19) + (23+1+19) + (18+5+1+12+12+25) + (20+8+5) + (3+1+16+20+1+9+14) + (15+6) + (80+8+5) + (20+9+20+1+14+9+3) = 460... 4+6+0 = 10... 1+0 = 1

mind = blown

please let the man rest... damn....

Originally posted by My.mind.is.mine
please let the man rest... damn....

I'm sorry, are we disturbing him?

Lighten up.

Or maybe his iGadgets have finally become self-aware...

STEVE JOBS WAS MURDERED BY HIS CREATIONS = (19+20+5+22+5) + (10+15+2+19) + 13+21+18+4+5+18+5+4) + (2+25) + (8+9+19) + (3+18+5+1+20+9+15+14+19) = 415... 4+1+5 = 10... 1+0 = 1