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Hi, I'm 16 years old, and I know how to take over the world.

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posted on Oct, 3 2011 @ 08:46 AM
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Hi, I''m 16 years old, and I know how to take over the world.
(Don't be perplexed, the title is not misleading)


This is Project Monster.


Info about me : My name is Brandon. I'm into quantum physics,
astronomy, conspiracy theories, and of course - music.


I'm going to be working on my project for world domination for the next 2 to 3 months. (I'm about 25% complete) So far the 25% of the project is comprised of 97 sub-projects and 36 missions. I have some of the projects and missions listed after the FAQ.


*Frenquently Asked Questions*


Q.Is this a joke?
A.I won't say whether its a joke or not, take it in whatever form you
want.


Q.Why are you trolling?
A.I'm not trolling, hence why its in the Jokes section.


Q.Where did you copy this from?
A.I wrote/typed every single letter of Project MONSTER. If I "used"
someone else's work, I gave credit.
References and sources are listed. (Wikipedia, Google, Blah Blah Blah)


Q.You realize this is impossible right?
A.Its a concept.


Q.You wouldn't be able to accomplish a feat like this even at 40 years
old, what makes you think you can do this at 16?
A. Again, its only a concept.


Q.Your just seeking attention, why?
A.I'm not seeking attention, in fact, I don't think anyone will read
this far anyway.


@@Projects@@

Project Super Yersinia Pestis
Project Anti-Ozone
Project Aspartame
Project Fluoride [Positron Emission Tomography]
Project Bee [Entomological Warfare]
Project Protest
Project Psychological Warfare




:::Missions:::

F.T.M (Fool The Masses)
+6 Sub-Missions

M.S.M.T (Main Stream Media Takeover)
+17 Sub-Missions

H.C.R (Human Chain Reaction)
+9 Sub-Missions


I didn't explain any of the missions or projects, or even summarize them, so any questions you have about any of them feel free to ask them. However, I'm in school, and I already had this thread prepared for a quick post, so you will have to wait until I get home in order for me to answer your questions.I really only put up the missions and projects that would grab peoples attention, so here ya go!
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posted on Oct, 3 2011 @ 08:53 AM
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Why would you want to take over this world Brandon?

Do you want to make matters worse?

I have a dog, he chases cars.
I know he would not know what to do with one if he ever caught it though.





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posted on Oct, 3 2011 @ 08:59 AM
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reply to post by Vandettas
 


A perspicacious teenager. Just what I need before morning coffee.
I gather your plan is not so much one you have designed yourself but one you have perceived to already be in play.



posted on Oct, 3 2011 @ 09:00 AM
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Narf! Wot are we goin' to do tonite, Brain?

The same thing we do everynight, Pinky. Try to take over the world!



posted on Oct, 3 2011 @ 09:02 AM
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Why dont you go back to playing with your GI Joes. Leave the discussions to the grown ups.



posted on Oct, 3 2011 @ 09:06 AM
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reply to post by Vandettas
 


You´re too late, somebody else already did´t


The only way to control the world, is to control the population, and you can never control me, so no world domination for you my friend
But iam looking forward to hearing more about your plan.



posted on Oct, 3 2011 @ 09:06 AM
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Someone didn't read the whole thread did they?



posted on Oct, 3 2011 @ 09:11 AM
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reply to post by kellynap43
 


That would be counterproductive.



posted on Oct, 3 2011 @ 09:17 AM
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Originally posted by TDawgRex
Narf! Wot are we goin' to do tonite, Brain?

The same thing we do everynight, Pinky. Try to take over the world!


But where are we going to get Super Yersinia Pestis this time year, Brain? TOZ!



posted on Oct, 3 2011 @ 10:24 AM
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reply to post by rogerstigers
 


Its in the food! Just eat some uncooked food, and BAM!



posted on Oct, 3 2011 @ 10:25 AM
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This isn't a discussion, its a joke, and anybody can make a joke.



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