Hi, I'm 16 years old, and I know how to take over the world.

Hi, I''m 16 years old, and I know how to take over the world.
(Don't be perplexed, the title is not misleading)


This is Project Monster.


Info about me : My name is Brandon. I'm into quantum physics,
astronomy, conspiracy theories, and of course - music.


I'm going to be working on my project for world domination for the next 2 to 3 months. (I'm about 25% complete) So far the 25% of the project is comprised of 97 sub-projects and 36 missions. I have some of the projects and missions listed after the FAQ.


*Frenquently Asked Questions*


Q.Is this a joke?
A.I won't say whether its a joke or not, take it in whatever form you
want.


Q.Why are you trolling?
A.I'm not trolling, hence why its in the Jokes section.


Q.Where did you copy this from?
A.I wrote/typed every single letter of Project MONSTER. If I "used"
someone else's work, I gave credit.
References and sources are listed. (Wikipedia, Google, Blah Blah Blah)


Q.You realize this is impossible right?
A.Its a concept.


Q.You wouldn't be able to accomplish a feat like this even at 40 years
old, what makes you think you can do this at 16?
A. Again, its only a concept.


Q.Your just seeking attention, why?
A.I'm not seeking attention, in fact, I don't think anyone will read
this far anyway.


@@Projects@@

Project Super Yersinia Pestis
Project Anti-Ozone
Project Aspartame
Project Fluoride [Positron Emission Tomography]
Project Bee [Entomological Warfare]
Project Protest
Project Psychological Warfare




:::Missions:::

F.T.M (Fool The Masses)
+6 Sub-Missions

M.S.M.T (Main Stream Media Takeover)
+17 Sub-Missions

H.C.R (Human Chain Reaction)
+9 Sub-Missions


I didn't explain any of the missions or projects, or even summarize them, so any questions you have about any of them feel free to ask them. However, I'm in school, and I already had this thread prepared for a quick post, so you will have to wait until I get home in order for me to answer your questions.I really only put up the missions and projects that would grab peoples attention, so here ya go!

reply to post by Vandettas


Why would you want to take over this world Brandon?

Do you want to make matters worse?

I have a dog, he chases cars.
I know he would not know what to do with one if he ever caught it though.

reply to post by Vandettas


A perspicacious teenager. Just what I need before morning coffee.
I gather your plan is not so much one you have designed yourself but one you have perceived to already be in play.

Narf! Wot are we goin' to do tonite, Brain?

The same thing we do everynight, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

reply to post by Vandettas


Why dont you go back to playing with your GI Joes. Leave the discussions to the grown ups.

reply to post by Vandettas


You´re too late, somebody else already did´t

The only way to control the world, is to control the population, and you can never control me, so no world domination for you my friend But iam looking forward to hearing more about your plan.

reply to post by TerryMcGuire


Someone didn't read the whole thread did they?

reply to post by kellynap43


That would be counterproductive.

Originally posted by TDawgRex
Narf! Wot are we goin' to do tonite, Brain?

The same thing we do everynight, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

But where are we going to get Super Yersinia Pestis this time year, Brain? TOZ!

reply to post by rogerstigers


Its in the food! Just eat some uncooked food, and BAM!

reply to post by kellynap43


This isn't a discussion, its a joke, and anybody can make a joke.