It's taken a while, but here is the 100 page celebration of the imfamous 'Three word Story'.
Not much to say but thanks to all you guys. especially to the 'threewordstorycrew', you
are all great. (Please let me know of any mistakes)
Health warning: If read back to back The Three word story may induce
paranoia, nervousness and/or fear.
by Jeffrey Lysergic SE7EN Agent47 Narnia Sapphire SpittinCobra baked Shugo drunk StationsCreation panchovilla Mig12 Pisky KayEm
ZeroDeep foodgoddess insite TrickmastertricK Jonna greenkoolaid Thorfinn Skullsplitter MaskedAvatar smilingsarah82 dunkleskates funlovincriminal
htown(shugo) Bout Time Colonel
Al benjj Curiosity Cyrus Tetsuo-51 TrueLies Nerdling Ocelot worldwatcher
CiderGood_HeadacheBad Quicksilver ausconspiracies joehayner dreamlandmafia wondering1 EricFM Chitose ingLizard DreamRebel ShadowMan omega1 NotTooHappy
Amuk pantha kurtcobainuk DougPepper energy_wave Ğany DiabolusKlown mulberryblueshimmer
prophetmike elevatedone MrEisenhower Sanctum namehere
Hold on tight ........
3
2
1
One rainy day, I began killing some lowlife #heads eating stinky
mongoose on toasted squirrel. They began to beg for their naked
pigmy wives, whom they # like rabid earwigs with tennis rackets
and meaty balls and tofu earings. Because of this they lost weight and
their souls, which were once really big boogers from Dimension X. Located
inside
Lysergic's place where the moldy old refridgerator contained stinky
foods and rotting bodies which he eats to sustain godhood and get wood for
the fireplace whcih burns brightly.
Tommorrow I am traveling to Lapland for coffee and many sexual encounters. Though doomed,
she loves to burn one off every time shes sedated, causing small hairy tits to pop. Get over it.
The next eon there was an earth shattering disaster caused by
Colonel.
Then
Chronic thought, "where da weed?" We found it.
It was buried with pirate treasure in my pants, where the sun never ever shines. Unlike your ass
who must pay the ultimate price! The next day we will smoke
Buds naked and start all over, so that we successfully reproduce skunks,which
squirt High people, because the levels of toxins. I started puking Hongkong technicolor
sidewalks, making beautiful art all over the smelly dead pigs."I love you" said the pig, while
fighting leprechauns with bad breath and long nails. "Bong" said Zebedee, as he bounced
through the portal. Then SG1 saw into the toilet of humanity's existence, because we thrive
in peace and prosperity. That is why I eat, spam is good. So Much Spam. So you see,
Spam is poison, makes me drunk. Puking is painful because it smells and hurts my ass when
I squat down to take a # in my mouth, where it wontleave skidmarks, unless the leprachan
makes them himself. This is funny like a piece of flying crap out my ass!
Making Pumpkin pie for the fuzzy wendigo of banana in
Ocelots
mouth! He replied with a sense of disgust that the naked pigmy
chimps chased with rum!
They all lived happily ever after
THe END!!
The end, mofos? Never! We must strive to continue
networking porn sites to distant galaxies while killing flamers
chug beer whilst sitting on the Head of George, the fake President
whose smirk contorts my sweaty, tattooed, throbbing index finder,
pointing to Mecca, which is stuck in chinese fingercuffs attatched by Bush
for no reason,
THAT CRYPTO FASCIT!!! He cares not about our rights or
drug addictions
which cause mental stimulations and insite and
drug addictions.
Disturbances throughout the dark, expansive cosmoswhcih revolves
around dillisional party ongoers who repeatedly vomit over big black
nuggets of extremely rare, potent Opium or hashish blobs from
Bob's dreadlocks. Mr Marley spoke praise jah! Boyee, lighting a spliffiddydoo
reveloution pon cock!
You dirty green tree stealing trolls with claws of medieval grade iron, tipped with
adamantium and dill pickles to display contrast against the shimmering, gleaming,
planktonic phosphorescence, without any questions about cheese manufacturing.
Recent bible studies prove it's fake. Armies have roamed, killing for religions that worship
extreterrestrial vibrating anal probes, which aren't pleasant unless you're into experiencing freaky colonic spasmatic volcanic eruptions from your
anus, while you take the time to take a dump over
Thomas Crowne while he rants about the mess and proceeeds to wipe his ass across the nearest
decent
ATS member. Suddenly
TC's dog
#s a cow thats so hug, it's udders completely retarded under inspection what the # is really confusing but somewhat amusing and highly surreal.
So, let's smoke some mary jane through a bong. I can't feel my #ing nuts with huge spoons! So I panicked, recoiled with disgust
and bit my dick off with hideously disfigured earlobes. Janet was sad when her public nipple became erect. My mouth watered as
my teeth rotted in
my British dentists care.
He chewed on my package for three hours until it literally exploded. Just then my my dyslexic brother at squirrel meat and got a new x-box to.
Sometimes robots build lots of crap that nobody uses and never will because what they do each day behind closed doors is grinding gears and eating
rubber, alien love dolls of our
President Clinton and Hillary having a great big massive huge shot of smack.
Different fruit smoothies made from badger brains and colons and fruit too. I scoffed it up all over and suddenyl God said I am fake ..which,
paradoxically, caused total destruction of the entire universe. But instead drank Smirnoff triple black with lots of sex and rum, then started puking.
Once totally intoxicated fell off the
bandwagon called poularity into abject despair. Through streaming tears the once-real God bellowed "No! Wrong Dimension!" and smited the world limit
breaker That dumbass mofo....
repeatedly, omnipotently, fisting a hyperbolic
antidisastablishmentarianist ...spelling
antidisestablishmentrianist wrong... into servile submissiveness. Competitive, lexicon
stratification caressing mysterious gateways she ravished him in indescribable ways
using her tenticles busting his balls so very hard. I threw up what i ate.
[font=Andal mono][size=4]Eight weeks ago...........
Mental copulation, physically
gets me tired............................
when I bend.......
over backwards for.............
the same thing....................
a cheese roll.
when will this.......
insane collaborative fiction ..
take a firm .........................
and conclusive grip.......
on fake-God's role ...
my vengance raigns /////////////////
we can tell........
that
dreamrebel smells
like old cheese.................
he spreads disease . .
#, nigga please.............
Oh god, BEES!
Run, save yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look! A pool!.........
Yo Mama is........
a scary hairy...
anti-apiary oasis haven ...
from the depths...
of his imagination.
I smashed pumpkins...
over smelly pigs...
while the chicks
slipped and fell...
into introspective nightmares . . .
about moldy cheese...
Shaved my Balls!
Licked them too...........
despair, despair, despair. . .
[/size][/font]
With loads of..... who shaved that? Lets begin poetry said James Joyce. he rambled on ....trying to figure reasons to live. "I am
Spartigus".
Spartigus loves mcgotti deep in the
Club with Lesbians, covered in citrus flavored pork and singing songs of Ronnie James Dio.
Go watch "Trainspotting" whilst shooting smack. and craps dice like crazy chimps.
herb yielding seed is our medicine and vaccine to. this retarded thread, just like
T-51
you must play Or else die. Jackson blows kids so they think. Mike is pedeophile assisted by
dreamrebel and Michale Jackson is a robot.
Because
H-Town is Going to be owned If he doesnt
Contribute anything funny.
Nerdling screwed
T-51. H-Town is stupid He doesnt
understand Its a three Word story, ass. THREE WORDS ONLY, I'm very aware
htown got pwnd.
come to England and kill morrisey so this story is Number One due to it's intricate
shizzle of monkey-spankin fans who incessently fondle on the excessive and
overbearingly large and over weight fat ugly little
Surfup, got owned just like
mig12
pulp fiction fighting in another dimension in a galaxy far too close for comfort and
irritating my rectum.
BOW to the naked, drunken, master of Cheese! Although nobody ever smiles for the reptilian
cheese tasteing chips. Oh why
SE7EN? Cause
htown's owned a drugstore cowgirl that, in
reality saught to posion the goverment system which enslaves us into dark portals
in
mig12's ass like
htown's mom.
mig-12 = spam.
htown has issues with mere words to
describe the large desk throwing because I can. Now back to blowing bubbles with
big elastic condoms used with otherfruits and veggies. Wow, I need a cold one
like Budweiser or Fosters to cure these growths on her labia majora and tests showed
to look like
this thread is still number 1, you know it!! weird to the
metaphoricaly everlasting gobstopper, big dawgs of metaphoricaly everlasting gobstoppers
got stuck in
Baked's pulsating earlobe Till I went with a g-string to burn McDonalds
mascot Ronald the most evil clown you've ever seen made burgers with indeginous colored
people from south america who #ed him right in the gapping orifice in the backside of
An alarm clock that sounded like buttafly intha skk.
Come down low till thine feet lightly graze your your tongue on RoboJesus' gun barrel
gun goes off rockin' rounds ricochet into your nothingness which I steal and melt with
eternal void ofdarkness because of his BIG BRASS BALLZ he is able SKEETER ON LALUNA
W..................
T.................
F....................
said the mouse with no house after running into a tank of gasoline with a match
KABOOM BITKCH WAAHHHFOOOM!
and turning into A BEAUTIFUL SNAKE SHARP SHOOTER TROOPER. dont bea hoe dig a hole
six feet deep into it goes mouth spews the garbled universal message stop being gay
(not that gay) or Jesus will smoke your arss with his flamethrower of fiery justice
smoke still rising from the firey squirely gunslingers' show that was aired all across
Machupichu and mars regions past the lunar missile defense system that isn't real.
So thus continuing noodlers of nibiru hungrily munch on cheetos and pig's from Old Mcdonald
who didn't have a long working well paid job with darkness imprisoning all that he
sees absolute horror ....(GUITAR SOLO FOR the
Agent47) with the future human existance
ceases, elves rule again. meanwhile another elf plays with fire in the kitchen And Lights
The oven with a flamable light fluid which caught his whole damn butt fumes, furlows, flames
were swirling around BIG DADDY CAIN.... and elephant tips which were really not as big
as those of a MIDGET MOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! started by
Shugo.
Chitose's tallest midget
that always killed People who don't wash between their dirty eye sockets.
Chitose is wrongabout his apointment with Mr. Spok who could use
Chitose's midget army to
defend the kegs of beer Which could use a couple pumps to a microsoft represenative
from hell with sharp pitchfork that he used to stick into the comps hardrive with pure
violence and complete madness.
He pulled back
His Convirtable top
V neck sweaters
to reveal machinery !!
To Be Continued....
When spring comes deviant figures emerge, the musics over only for now until the big
bang theory resurfaces with Jesus Christ came many little apples in the back door man
was fighting bruce-lee with salad tongs taken from
RoboJesus and granny panties
taken from
EvilRoboJesus.
the key to the bottomless pit the doom lord tragically fell into a sugar bowl
with Michigan Wolverines painted on the Michigan State Spartans obscure, overated shoes.
Then one day it's 30 pages!
that could be the second largest Iraqi Saddam robot to have masturbated until the day
We hit 30! The Gulf waR was to be a retinal circus of assinine behaviour leading to psychosis
another banana pulled
another dork forgotten
what "#face" means
The End, Bye .. no way
Sapphire
LOL CHOKE LOL
this never ends . . . . . . until someone smelly becomes completely irrational and blows up
the ATS boards and then
Agent47 will slip and fall into insanity which is truely
to identify with his inner woman who procreates with herself and god.
But only because she was bored with the man that has one kick ass harley but no balls
to shoot hoops the poor guy deserves to die!
but not until a really big
a really big
seasoned polish sausage finds its way on top of big orange book
lamda lamda lamda
pound pound pound
jez keepin'er real butterfly grace me football draft pick caterpillars and crawdads
three legged dog
big arss earthquake.....................................
that shakes booty
[size=6]"THREE WORDS MAAAAN!"[/size] yelled
Earthtone after i was discombobulated and turned green
melting from the purple-brick road upon which a ant had pooped fell on it and broke my
cocyx, I hope
that doesnt leave me half-cocked, but fully cocked and ready to roll but my ring
is lost in
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... feck !
.... ok ...
... a pile of .... squiggly pearly goo called man milk skeeter eater buffetwhere goo
gobblins devour helpless little unborn reptilian turnips At Area-51 Army depot for crazies
no pot for babies. they'll die like nazi dogs peeling ripe bananas to boff each of their
children whos names are to the detriment OF THE CIA and local orphanage
where pigs fly
.............and get shot.......... with ice-cream bullets: mint chocolate flavoured,
midgets for all.
raaaah raaaah raaaaah said sexy cheerleaders blowing organic bubbles laced with sarin.
I EJACULATED OVER
eww nasty stuff
smells like gasoline
Here we are at the front of another metaphoric rainbow of logic the fatlady sings itsy bitsy
spider before peacefully exploding into complete oblivion before reaching 500,000
its the aim so, so, close got it yet?
but
Pisky's avatar Metatheatricality in Menander mirrors lifes tragic and unflinching
consequences that are everywhere in the world
WE CANNOT ESCAPE
these rainy days
this mental haze
sad emotions relayed
the soul frayed
knock knock knocking on heavens door yes I'm just a little stupid
for loving axl, Dont like GNR?
woo hoo hoo Aero Smith Air
bang crash ouch Welcome back masked! welcome back indeed
wasn't she banned Reincarnation is real kaleidoscope of dreams
three worded revelations!
I do, I was being silly, like the thread
MORE THAN THREE
Freaky DEAKY Words pimped out paradise......................................
whores with lice sipping coconut drinks out of skulls beneath banana trees
whispers of
gulls flying over head need to be Silenced with shotguns loaded with goldfish looking
for food from the homeless noises that unidentified street bums make anytime you park
an unwanted, melodic friendsy of croakin'
true words spoken...................................
peace is chocking it's fate unknown like james bond.
-------on the run-------
From Gooooooooooooooold Finnngerrrrrrrr
the horrorible meat grinder of love which has torn out
Agent47's heart
and replaced with the beautiful
Narnia
female
Narnia smiles and
Agent47 breathes a relief sigh of smoke that burned away children
of the corn
the undead reborn
A new generation of blinded consumerists with absolutely no consideration of others
including the aliens who continually sneeze and drool gob without considering enjembement.
till he drowns
in his metaphors . . . . .and inconceivable intentions of incestious unions of those which
refuse to masturbate with themselves because they are hand-less . .and genderless, they
and the sugar daddys fight for
spoon bending Neo....in the Oracle's only working ear
huh? he says-------
and then dies.............
Another Day, Bond stopped flirting entirely with nuns that carry M16's and holy hand
grenades
ignite
Cheech & Chongs that look like they are running little hot tonight
with big bannanas reachs down between our empty souls that rot in
until saved by the bell kids and cheaters of the ruthless paparazzi mafia that runs
The weathered willows down the river
fountain of youth
.............The Holy Grail........ the pope has for last supper before the execution
mastermind planned by Eddie Vedder himself in his delusion suddenly he dies and Pearl Jam
cremates his body but not before sexually exploring it thoroughly with a somewhat large
cucumber then makes salad after tossing salad
he tries to barf the concoction after trying to reanimate his body
into something recognizable..
something less human......
something most, hallucinatory....... by Timothy Leary
and the BeeGees staying alive, and Kathy Lee Gifford pan handling with a real pan
and shovel for Something other than The usual #e
Martha Stewart
Paraphernalia and Prince's razberry platforms, where she knew how to get her kicks
and wear purple rain....coats with purple razberry beret's and blue gloves made of smurfs
feet, heads, and
GABBA GABBA HEY
that was used in the west wing of the with green teeth
Robert Plant rocked
george bush sucked . .
Agent47 likes conservatives
*dodges lamp thrown in his direction*
that are gay like a fox News anchor, because some are female
some are shemale . .
some, just odd.......
some spit sod . . .
some eat cod > > > > while CNN fails to report truth like
earthtone does
his world tour of opium dens where the noble men roam and slaughter the innocent
but
Agent47 protects along with
earthtone.......... the rights of angry midget
melonfarmers who speak solely of their cucumbers right to pursue truth justice and
a taxi to A place where no one ever knows your name. .
again again again . . this is getting very redundant indeed So Redundant That
Nirvana teens are putting three words on planet Uranus along with
Colonel and
Colonel's buddies
because he's liberal??? and his friends are conspiracy theorists
.....................who deny ignorance................. and wear frilly hemp hats
which
protect the environment And Really Smoke!!
the good stuff
happy, wacky flowers
weed/pot/MJ is accused of molesting the children You sick bastard
I will always sing the song by the pixies . .
[font=Trebuchet MS]"You are the son of insentious union!" [/font]
who love jam pasted on walls by the plumbers of richard nixon wooden legged fiend
whosnt a crook he just took the wrong road..and took the road less traveled......
by Michael Jackson to the prison of the damned....... church of the Smokey Joe flyers
bandits of the back door beauties in Hunter's mind There is no fear and loathing
in Las Vegas written by great mind of balderdash while smoking a a fat blunt
bloody murder weapon of da cronik errr cronik type?.......
some blueberry skunk . . eating poisonous apples...
pass the salt.......... rock on peps
snort pixy stix and worship satan and sniff glue ...and smoke while doing so. Continuing
flying with shugo . . .
*wooooosh*
who can't fly... despite the avaliability of free acid and hydrological afterburning
which gave him the ability to summon fifty giant kegs of beer
no Budwieser please!
or Budweiser girls?----------
Stella Artois please!
Who is that in the red and yellow fellow .........Its Ron pearlman whats he doin?
with my girl trying the backdoor into my enormous shovanistic male ego
its not allowed = = = = = == =
to be questioned . . . by those who have no brains
crawling in dark smelly, damp places looking for answers to their terrible
Twisted Demented Ideals They soldier on Because, they are blue eyed bandits full of #e
They need to look beyond their fake, idealist dreams and twisted perversion to become
enlightened by fruitloops and other strange anomolies equiped with uzi's and fine china . . .
**WhoA Baby 50(!)****
shoot for 100
we'll get there!!!!!
.......Sooner or Later....... unless the hamsters beat me down with a sausage while bent
over calling out for the drunken monkeys and their depraved red glowing eyeballs
None are safe when running with pink bunny slippers with real claws... *hisssssssssssssss*
running after something
disappearing at the
next left turn . . . The Twilight Zone is lovely when it's not raining..
god damn it I missed Frasier!!!!!!
[
u]death death death
to all midgets who deny death ....from above comes The Living Dead: walk
the streets and thirst for crack give aways and low riders with Van Halen And Lee Aaron
wearing high heels and twirling their fake mustaches, which
which were pencils
made from fake ATS members that ran around naked (*cough*
Nerdling*cough*) and conspired to
force others to embrace ignorance rather than accept truth When you attempt to freeze your
underwear without consulting a professional wrestler for proper temperature...
........................use crack pipes.............. . . to recruit hobo's . . .That live
in that leaning tower / / / / / / / / / / of never land with
CAPTIAN HOOK leering
through the looking glass of ancient pagan mythology and indeed saw his own likeness
so he went, the city Troy, where he discovered large headless horsemen defending uniformity
of................I got one.
[One hot sunny day, God came and saw this place sucked, as no one lived with any respect
or appreciation for the gift of life. All of a sudden he came across some people who like
to talk trash and realized hey I gotta do what I gotta do so man and woman will face
eachother and deal with this place themselves because no opne wanted to respect him or
the Son anyway and they deserved the most for what they did, but pitied the trash talkers
and decided they do unto themselves, it is not our responsibility they seem to talk as
they know it all, swo the enemy is themselves and it came to pass that they would have to
deal with their owm accusations for each shall judge of him or herself and it saddened the
Father and Son and the Holy Ghost to witness what crappy things their children said so they
watch and wait for the children Humana will one day figure out their problem. Knowing
themselves as they are. Then
[ Editors note: Included Lucifers speach here, I find his
ramblings are in the spirit of the story]
One rainy day......
tut tut tut went put put, have another try, try another guy
who isn't so insane in the brain, insane in the membrane, where he spawned ideas and
small creatures happy to be freed from the televised, psycological constraints
and other inanimate centimental, and utterly futile meanderings of the confused carny
who sneezed on the snowman causing large internal bleeding and orange snow.
The pigmy wondered about huge cataclismic balls of sarcasm swinging in the dark decrepit
dungeon where there waited, unbridled and feverishly unpalatable stew of Frosty Snowman
Testicles..... are nasty stuff when deep fried.........
--------entree for Fearfactor------------ sauteed' or charbroiled in leek soup and
other stuff.
i have none .......................
Some have one...........
....... and sadly some haven't even one....
.......will jesus come?.....When we're done----we'll play drums--------under the sun.
\\\\\My shirt buttons//////
I'll need none,
my quest begun
around hour one
I'm feeling dumb but I don't
feel
no
pain
++++I send pain++++ through my eyes........giving up now? ?
NEVAH! we must! I know
shugo, and
Narnia revisits and is joined by
Agent's return,
nostalgia experienced, and is enjoyed before leaving them empty all over again.
Until the last moment of truth. I like pineapples and oranges tooo.
I'm not attatched to my coconuts, But attached to the grand scheme Of all things
in accordance with that which cannot contribute durkheimian effervessence as they say...
beats marxist idealism and other fallacies supported by monkeys too far away to see the
impending doom of
Agent47's adoption house!!! ....................where dreams die.................. but people live under Robojesus' grace,
vindicating thier absolution; just ask
Narnia or
Agent47 for
a backhanded spanking
[*oooh*
] and got bruises that're so big it makes
htown......look a fool but,
htown is forever banned
from using the toilet meaning he had the Transylvanian Trots ...
[Like Pisky back in 87
]
I'm so sorry to cause pain, "
yow" cries
mig12
< earthtone is warned > to watch his opinions 'round here people hate them
[not for real
] because of ignorance.
Got milk, bitch?
----play nice lil'rabbit and eat grass or shut up... and eat chimichangas
----are spiked with narnias secret potion of banannas and other things that
tickle the bladder and enlighten the people who need help with their
itchy brain tissue ?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?||?|?|?
And mental disorders really called autism got killed for it by gilbert grape
and mr twinkie and his bratpack: the three stooges hailed by L.Dicaprio
and his sidekick
nearly on siiiiiixxxxtttyyyyyyyyyyy
then we wrestled for a while then
Banshee, put
Earthtone on pedastool then prophetmike came and nobody cared....Just kidding man.
I wooped as$
I ate grass ---with a lass--- beautiful yet crass----an ugly as$...............
...I will pass... >.>......<.<......o.oaway like zombies ...and go die... but only once as we strive stories heroically depicting mammoth oblong
substance yucky bloodshed from exploding exotic entities like George's head consciously in compromising the quality of stupidity on that which makes
us look and act ethnocentric and egoistic much similar to myself in general:
---indeed a front--------- for gilbert grape and quite possibly ahhh Gilbert returns: whats eating him?....................
Agent47 asks Tinkerbell sitting up there he points out, glaring in envy,
at everyones legs, ..."ewwwwwwwwwww", he shouts cause
Agent doesnt have legs anymore due to a massive tractor accident poor poor
Agent47, still has
Narniaand
shugo here pushing
Agent47around: they love him much like Operah who sings Opera from a
far....
RoboJesus owns
with robotic love, he grasps you much similar to the powers that move to fast and be bored like crack monkees, addicts
drinking magic potions or special mushrooms that create......
threads 60+ pages..
Earthtones baby, lets DRINKIE TIME *hic*... Rock and Roll....get it on! shout the other
[Ats members
] Narnias faithful,
and
1.Its too much!
2.Need more mana!
3.All your base!
4. "WTH!"
-----------very cool XL5--------- got any spam? XL5 has some? Inexorable unexplainable preordained parainoid unloved person but can't help....ya
whatever man....................so let go off agonizing self-hate propogated pluraly positive person who acts
for Satan
onlylike a jacka$s sipping on sin.. also something else comes to mind...
5673 is a member of
ATS I refuse to flame, who
lives in the walls of Molka Town, located in
BTS, under
DJDOHBOY's Monkey Spank erotic night club made for chipmunks screaming ****
all.
"**** ******** ****ers" they'll screw the lightbulb in place using their genetalia
* [see diagram]
*
twisting it tightly, creating great light but bad burns that appeared everywhere
[why are you people talking about me!?!?!..lol
]
.......the a$s too ....killed the flow of an afterglow produced by
Narnia's hypnotic new avatar.
Agent47's intimidating shadow casts
fear across those who deny
salvation from robojesus
..the reoccuring
three word story character.....this story owns copyrights from
Agent47.
deafly dealing death
Deceptively during dining
luscious lamb legs
like lazy lecturers
feeling perplexed because
they cannot understand..
...thingamajigs that twizzle..........and Forshizzle my nizzle.....
M'wife said I need to quit playing with myself and my friend's about to collapse beyond complete repair,
what a bastard!
[size=4]Michael Jackson's a confused adult child. [/size]
Life is Strange through the eyes, Especially michael jacksons
while' he's moonwalking across a naked bellydancers wobbly tummy on a cross made of wool..
on a cross made of wool containing itchy parasitic ticks of sexy porportions,
probably plastic
crackheads cracking coconuts carefully carving coinage
certainly couterfeit criminalsmy bank balance seemingly somewhat short......
stupid smack shipments, sortid seedy seas sign, and HERE...................
............................................hairy hybrids harvested only oedipus organs
off of offspring sanctimoniously sanctioning severed heads of virgins, of man meat,
on meaty meat-sicles.
Masticated marinated muse applied argon accenture using your illusion in the cold
november rain of New York City. Eating cockroach cookies dunked in toxic toxic
toxic toxic
(echo) anti-freeze marinade, skewered. Icelid, four?
No
more morose midgets singing sad songs by guns n-roses: in paradise city grass is green
girls are pretty ohhh wont you please take me be my valentine?
a space cowboy
*yehaaw*
the vacuum of
space would explode
my brains out
Sounds like fun
Riding a ride dubiouslydedicated defibulators Integrity infiltrates intuition
so it's hopeless. . . . . . . .yeah I suppose... unless hope prevails and we ultimately
succeed in not totally annihilating the whole of humankind with technology, war
Why fight, why?
"I blame Illmatic67 the old school super ATS member but no one cares about him except for
me because I loathe him on pg 70 and probably forever. I should let go before pg71the page
of new beginnings hopefully...someone will join me soon before"
Agent47 goes insane
Thank you earthtone............. (BTW sorry I ruined page 70 with hate)
Agent47 is forgiven, forgiven with gluttony gluttony is good have a meatwad with some crack
to lose control of my anger: natural human emotions can cause catastrophic multiple posting fits!!!
Like someone's mom, is it
mig12's? Yes, maybe, no
AD5673 yours maybe? Some pie too?
NO PIES ALLOWED beneath Area51's bunkers, they eat sandwedges: the pie sandwiches
must burn away into melted pie, everyone loves that.
A bowl of pie-free cereal tells her to hasten down the wind, he tells her he doesnt
understand, she takes rule breaking
Agent47 cheats on him then throws him into an
F-14.
Quiet down back the danger zone!
Agent47 Grips Tom....
...........I like lasagne.......... but
Spartigus returns!
Danoz Direct Doh beats on sanctum with crack pipes and Billy Bob..
and a paddle
..made of sand formed into a
destroyed mud pit. The process imminent, and Agent cocky
doesn't make sense
the mudpit dies unlike hardcore Jesus, flys with eagles and white
doves which form opinions following sightless minions into
the ignorance they won't deny
because of politics and throwing mudpies.......
earthtone hates pies, he's a lover
not a fighter. Thats too bad he hates pies, "well his loss," says ross the stupid moronic pidgeon.
"where is my gun" says ross, the poster with
2000 posts now..have a rose,
I will thanks, And a pint, sure why not.
Then george bush relates to me,
- Congrats on that
- thank you too
- I'm on 1985!!!
ET phoned home, Nobody was home, and he's drunk: a ratarsed alien stumbles into a
disturbing
pisky-like face! smoking the pole, I will never waste ATS bandwidth.
On crack, sluts have broken spirits, needing to heal their broken hearts because of love
merciless bittersweet nature that tore apart the burning man. inside us all is baby jesus
that
earthtone ate at burning man tripping on acid, he cant stop raving and ranting
because this is not very kosher bat country man, and its good.
"from Cub Foods," Said a wiseman
(wow this story is the most derranged thing ever, someone needs to compile it.)
I think so epic to be only three words alive and breathing with hollywood awaiting the epic
script about my life with crispy-critters
rom cajun fest
Agent47's the best!
Dave's not
HERE,
Sanctum is though
you are correct
and I respect!
respect who
earth?
Lou of course! and ATSers too!!!
Banners sh/t me into more #,
yes Garlic bread:
[size=4]smells like garlic, tastes like garlic.......
"does it really?" We'll never know.....you're too drunk !
MUST BE GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC
yes, garlic confirmed,
garlic/smell.org
"are you sure?!"
dee haych hell,
name is
drunk,
they import garlic
but nearly sober, so am i......no not true........please dont lie
sweet little lies, i am lying to
Rick James in my bed..."I HOPE NOT,"
said Rick Springfield. "Wants Jessies Girl cos he's greedy," says Neil Young searching
for a heart of gold like paper, folds into Chris Isaak's little Wicked Game...forgot my name ..
games people play.... wanna join today? cheap to play...Price:
your soul ...
[size=4][font=tahoma]loves Golden Earring and radar love, blinded by piss from
Billy idol
..comes rebel yells and hell's bells near Hotel California, where fungi grow
-------->
here everything goes!!! and everybody knows
earthtone rocks the
Casbah! rock the ganja, errrr, Casbah....May I? Thankyou but I cant fight this feeling
anymore, Ive forgotten what I started becuased i farted against the wind, left me smelling
like a rancid [size=4][font=couriernew]ghostbusting, ninja megasuarus[/size][/font]
Donatello, that you?
"No, no, no"
.......their ALL green........ under the bridge,
no the sewer! lives
Steven Tyler,
he lives there with
ninja turtles....constantly snorting the finest cocaine available,
turtles love cocaine,
scarface ninja turtles,
pacino like turtles fear no
chainsaws or horses heads....who,
Tony Montana?
In quiet whisper we shall speak, we shall speak. 50k, up front! How bout 50p?
no we need a
bag-a peas, the Exchange rate aussie dollar UP sneeze, my nose...
(no tissue anywhere) but fries are fried of course! and ipods are waste - o - time.
if you don't you get castrated....it will hurt and people will die horrible deaths
while everyone else eats yummy pie, poisoned, we die..."Not I," says
the fly to
the hungry spider...his name?
spiderraliiqualitumatim...what a name !
He is watching Captain Britain fight as he kicks
bender's shiny metal armored
cores run at such speed...
..you're so vicious..you hit me .....GIMMEEE FRIED CHICKEN (no
sanctum) with a
flower..............
Niles Standish CALLING on behalf of
Andy Worhol. ESQ
Warhol warhol warhola, myself, and I force feed pie and love it, you shove it , ok then,
well
47 47 magic is pie free! how bout yours? Have it
Agent or love her
for her money, I loooove money!!.............................but Im lonely, company? If only
. she loved me, and stop foooling and not cheated,
god damn warnings agent got warned!!
slap on wrist, tsk tsk tsk, naughty naughty boy!............... What's that
Skip?
Which
skip sanctum? The bush kangaroo, cussed like #...skippy kangeroo #?
.......warn me again........
I'll kill noobs just like
scooby dooby doo, where are the warnings? They ate the
creamy cream pie then they puke, prepare the nuke, before Valley Forge is crossed by
fell down gorge......who is gorge? you mean
george harrisson in heaven from
'Cloud Nine' w a y u p t h e r e......
My sweet lord stabbed the sword, named excalibur actually, that belonged to
homosexual aquatic lemurs with slimy tentacles who loved
earthtone
with tango tongues in the abyss. And with
Shugo came baby Jesus, he never seesus
drugging his bottle drugging his bottle, changes to yellow, then a blue then a burst
portal opens wounds that poor blood given unto Robotech, "to much Robocop,"
says
Spittin Cobra[i/] rocks the casbah...
*clash it baby*
When he came Johnny Cash Saw the grim reaper......likes men.
Homoapiens are from apes on shrooms, evolved primate utopia utterly united underneath
mad magestic mirages flightless faults fail serene salutations spoken................
............................................taking another token till I puke out a golfer
and a cat like my avatar, to be revered by reverends in spagetti string bikinis , my
achilles heel bursted into millions of tiny walrusses, of slimy pieces with scaly scales,
from deep inside a vomitous cavern located under the sand traps in the mad mad
.......Oh So Mad........evil bunny paradise that cpr12r runs down in Tijuana
with evil clowns from the apocoliptical clown down underneath your clothes...
within my brain lives Shakira the dancing chip who I have now passed pixy in
number of posts.........[darn that Agent 47]
Narnia can't compete her binary surgery, She needs a pet spittin cobra with
hallucinogenic venom....oh yes indeed Give Bacon Now! im really hungry!
I'm crazy like Seals Love Divine chicken ala vodka with Duran Duran
and
DMX, and........................... David Bowie unleashes
A death blow to
shugos head, but misses
Shugo....saved by
Agent47
He get banned????
was who banned??????????????????.................................Monical the cat..
I guess not......peace to you.......bit
shugo's finger and shot
mgj
from
47 who is that
shugo in his avatar ruler number one but i survived
the #hole you fell into with... ........................
strange fight here
you love i..
Tricks are for kangaxx the phony troll that lives in portugal where
Rodney Dangerfields
ex-psycho fan returns haunting the entire spectrum of crackhouses that the master of
ceremonies sanctions that are held underneath Big Ben,
Shugo got warned only for 72
long long hours will we die ...
Shugo might due to increasingly morose his degrading
suffering
Doesn't make sense?
................nothing makes sense.............ever ever ever on this planet
where doom looms and people gather to kill the snarling and loathsom octopus gorilla man
of the deep dark abyssal plane of ats' board like
John Titor time traveling fighter!
must have animals ..
to play with..
be gay with...
earthtone and his two boyfriends at hot, wet Jack's
spicy meatball shack where foot-longs are made of beef sell aside tacos with
Eddie Vedder eating much beef while Prince died...Radio GA GA in the bloody
underground naval base where ufos parked for fast food they asked fry, lock the door
,kill the light..........................no ones coming cos everyones having no
quarter of... of my pyjamas from Axis & Allies, even the sleeve of your leg!!!
The cuff survived for another day of putrid mildew in my shower attatched to the
hand of
shugo rubbed on
drunk who liked it way too much.........
so they went to the store to get condoms flavored with cherry and bubble gum drunk loved it
all night long and skipped away till
Shugo cried pleading to stop eatting his legs
for mercys sake Oh hell no,
SpittinCobra got owned by a giant with bad teeth and a
ugly face with scares...just like
scareface with a rabbit, a rabid rabbit eating its young
for survival and going to the tittybar with
shugo where men dance and ladies oogle
at the fight with
Barbra Walters and
Reese Witherspoon whom beat themselves
with Hershey bars and other candy especially Pixy Stix supplied by
Pisky
who was very tired after he woke up again after consuming enourmous cornish pasties that
cause him to turn bright green and release a beat.
Wacko-Jacko would love to...... see
Piskys hangover in 2morrows blog, there will be
stories of beer and folk who drink beer over and over and and over again, that are underage?#
NEVER! drink em, I'll take one, comein right up!
Behind you lies endless supplies of check all blogs over to YOU behind the rag ......
we all hide from the clown-monkey with a new bar of soap......I can have a
thorough scrub of the excessive man of monkeys standing by a huge beer keg wearing hoola
skirts and flamingo teeshirts saying oh yeah like
Jimmy Hendrix with
Bill Gates
singing 'one love' to
John Lennon under a tree an apple falls and
John Wayne
attacks
Pedophile Magician who touches
shugo on his balls, he said noooo
and puts the coffee on the stove for guests and little gnomes Saved
Shugo from
playing with all the coffee beans touched
Shugo again in his heart which was open
to kill
Agent47 from the surgery that saved
Shugo and helped her get therapy
for being too drunk being a badasss
shugo the wicked
ninja of darkness
---was only dreaming ...about killing abductee back to reality is the best
poster here:
Shugo -----
Shugo protector of--------
-----the universe resumes------
-----his heroic duties------------- shoots abductee and i enjoyed it
but copuln't feel, misses every shot, Starts a fight yes i know
Agent watches Shugo..................
........................kick ass and ................................
.........................helps him out, abductee wants death, and i loose....the massive war
but cant die cause then Shugo has no one left to pound on because Narnia revives, had Narnia revive
peace not war
as the world becomes brighter. . . . . nothing destroys love like
like page 100
The 200th anniversary is not long off. I am going to make a uber-version
that will rock the casbah. 
