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Adult Truths

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posted on Oct, 1 2011 @ 12:24 AM
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Please refrain from posting on the internet when inebriated.

Take the bad ones to teach you about the good ones.

Hindsight aka morning face palm.

True friends are worth their weight in destiny.

Live and learn.

You are only as old as the woman you feel.

Live fast, die old.

Fight only for survival, fight like survival depends on it.

Tactical puke

Tomorrow is another day your action plan should be in action.

Conform to go unnoticed. Refined cheeky.

At all times be a gentleman, set the example for others.
- The higher ground is a powerful example and usually takes seconds to tread, consistenly tread it and others will follow. Simple, pure, common sense.

Common coutesy is a skill, please read and spread like a ELE, integral to the above post;
how to be common

Know when to call it a night,
the last man standing sure gets boring after a while

Enjoy, i am enjoying the communal life shortcuts, it is important to share... and experience!




posted on Oct, 1 2011 @ 01:25 AM
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Amateurs train until they get it right, Professionals train until they get it wrong.

Semper Fi



posted on Oct, 1 2011 @ 03:52 AM
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Ok maverick i got some for u

1. When you have kids you learn that blue is a flavor not just a color [suckers,popcicles ect..]

2. You wonder how in the world you ran across hard gravel all day long bare footed,since now the tiny pebble can hurt like crud.

3. One word wait for it.........

EARGASUM

For the people out there that dont know what that is, its nothing dirty. Its when you clean your ear with a q-tip an you get that aawwwwwww feeling
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posted on Oct, 1 2011 @ 05:04 AM
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Amazingly, "you are the executor of a large estate entrusted to you by a Nigerian prince you never heard of."

"Some women on the internet are really men, and vice-versa."

"If it exists, there is porn of it."




And one I just made up for the occasion:

Pain is inevitable. How we deal with it is what defines us.



posted on Oct, 1 2011 @ 10:58 PM
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Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn’t always write.



posted on Oct, 12 2011 @ 09:35 AM
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You begin to remember your mid-life crisis with fondness...



posted on Oct, 27 2011 @ 07:48 AM
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OH MY GOSH!!! This had me in stitches!!!! Thank you for that, I needed it today!



posted on Oct, 27 2011 @ 01:51 PM
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1. There's an area I drive through that has a High School, but a few streets up, is also known for having a few hookers. Often, I can't tell the difference between High School girls and the hookers! They couldn't dress like that when I was in school!


2. Men and women want different things from an argument. Women want to be right. Men want to simply have it over, and go back to normal. If both parties would realize this, fights would be a lot quicker.

3. When asked, "Does this make me look fat?", remember the words of Admiral Ackbar, "It's a Trap!", and change the subject, quickly!




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