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Originally posted by micmerci
Never pass up an opportunity to pee and never trust a fart.
Originally posted by TheMaverick
These are my top ten adult truths.
1/ Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2/ Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
3/ You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
4/ I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
5/ I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
6/ How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said.
7/ I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brother and sisters, don't give a inch !
8/ Bad decisions make great stories.
9/ I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10/ I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
Can any of you think of anymore ?
I like # 6, my wife does not...
Originally posted by Destinyone
My dating profile now that I'm not all young and delusional....
I'm a Handful...I'm strong-willed, independent, and outspoken. I make mistakes. I am sometimes out of control, and at times hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure don't deserve my best.