A favorite prank on the wife...

So... Everyone plays pranks on those they love...

What are they?

I only have one little prank I pull off on my wife...

She hates it... but always smiles

Its also a great way to leave a lasting impression for a first kiss... haha

Its simple

I rub a little Orajel on my lips... just a little bit, enough to slightly numb them...
I then go to my wife give her a big hug and lean in for a nice little kiss...

I walk away and about a minute later I hear cuss words

its all in good fun and she even pulled it on me once, lol

so what have you?

I like to motor boat her.

Always gets a giggle...

Actually, I don't know who giggles more...her or me.

gf is a scaredy cat at times so i tend to jump out and grab her with a big hug while screaming boo! she jumps calls me a jerk and hugs back while laughing....

so can you go into detail a lil more on how your trick works...it sounds fun!

reply to post by Calex1987


Well since the Orajel is on my lips
When i Kiss her, it turns her lips numb as well in a few seconds...
usually allowing me enough time to leave the room before the numbing kicks in...

The numbing only typically last for 1-2 minutes

Best part of the prank is...

Your not doing something to another person, that your not experiencing yourself.

reply to post by jude11


Now remember kids...
Dont combine Motor boating and Orajel
that will ensure you get placed in the dry dock for a very long time

other wise... have fun haha

reply to post by EvolEric


pfft gf called me out on not being able to kiss her for an hour so i did it...dry docks for a week -.- orajel revenge here i come!

Originally posted by EvolEric
reply to post by jude11

 

Now remember kids...
Dont combine Motor boating and Orajel
that will ensure you get placed in the dry dock for a very long time

other wise... have fun haha

Don't give me any ideas...

Peace

pretend it was an accident and i didnt mean to "mess her hair up" if you know what i mean...

reply to post by EvolEric


Mine is kind of mean.

I eat a raw onion and Jalapenos...then kiss her.

A chase always ensues.

I'm starting to get frightened though as she hasn't reciprocated yet.

If I stop posting all of a sudden, you'll know what happened.

Had to get in on this one..

I ever so stealthfully take a rubber band and wrap it around the trigger on the spray nozzle that sits next to the kitchen faucet. You know.. the one off to the right. Then it's just a waiting game, Wifey comes in and turn the faucet on full blast and Whammo.. instant wet t-shirt contest. Just make sure it's aimed right adjusting for Height.

-Mus

Originally posted by Muslickz
Had to get in on this one..

I ever so stealthfully take a rubber band and wrap it around the trigger on the spray nozzle that sits next to the kitchen faucet. You know.. the one off to the right. Then it's just a waiting game, Wifey comes in and turn the faucet on full blast and Whammo.. instant wet t-shirt contest. Just make sure it's aimed right adjusting for Height.

-Mus

this is brilliant....the gf is going to kill me when this goes down! thank you sir! the dry dock thanks you as well..

here's the funniest one I've seen-

reply to post by Muslickz



That one is good
I like that!
haha

How about green food coloring in the coffee. They won't notice it until they are already colored. I saw someone tape the trigger open on the sink spray handle so when the faucet is turned on the water shoots out of the sprayer handle right on to the victim. You could change the clock and make 'em think they're late. The ultimate though is to buy fake scratch off lottery tickets. They are the best. Watching someone go from the high of thinking they're troubles are all over, only to find out that it was all to good to be true is priceless. I can only say it because my wife did it to me. It's absolutely ridiculous funny to see a person come unglued when they think they just scored a truckload of money. They then read the back and are told to make their claim to Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy or In Their Dreams! Promptly coming back to Earth, one sadly realizes they will still have to punch in again if they have a job. This type of prank can obviously only be played once. The sweet revenge is watching someone else do it to someone they know. The feeling is a rush though thinking you won a million dollars. That is why i still buy a couple of tickets a week for less than a couple cups of coffee. Might get struck by lightening. I'm sure you could buy a stack cheap on line. Maybe E-bay, or maybe at a Spencer's Gifts at your local mall. They sure are fun.

My wife used to have a little bit of a Facebook addiction when she came home from work, so....


One time, I took a screen shot of her computer desktop.

Then, I used that image as the wallpaper.

Then, I hid all the icons.

She was cussing and swearing that the computer wouldn't work, hehe....