Originally posted by TrueLies
Ask her what her smelliest fart was.......She'll tell ya!
Then tell her about the biggest turd you've ever let out... She'll get hot...
then tell her your ex got zits on her nipples, then ask her if she has any, and ask if you can pop them...
[Edited on 26-8-2004 by TrueLies]
I have always considered you an angel, would you go out with me (whenever)
If she says no “I have a boyfriend” your come back with be “well even angels can make mistakes.
And if she says “yea why not” your come back with be “wow yea! (Drops something) (Stumbles) Ermm’ Okay, well (don’t dare say something silly like)
“where do you want to go, or what do you want to do” just smile, look at her (in a real deep and genuine way) and say, “I was right, you are an Angel”
Take her on a picnic to some remote area or valley, very romantic and not done enough now a days, with a river near by, the sound of water is relaxing
and will chill you both out.
Don’t tell her what you have planned, (take the lead) girlies now a days always think about a meal somewhere or going to the cinema, a wee picnic by a
river somewhere will be nice.
[Edited on 27-8-2004 by SiCkBoY]