Keanu Reeves may also be a vampire like Nicolas Cage

I was looking at a picture of young Joseph Stalin when I noticed a striking resemblance to Keanu Reeves. With all the talk about Nicolas Cage and the picture from 1870 I thought maybe Reeves could be a vampire too. The picture of a young Stalin was from around the 1890s.



You got to wonder about these Hollywood types.

I'm not asking for a million dollars though, anyone can rip the picture for free if they want it.

Originally posted by cybro
I was looking at a picture of young Joseph Stalin when I noticed a striking resemblance to Keanu Reeves. With all the talk about Nicolas Cage and the picture from 1870 I thought maybe Reeves could be a vampire too. The picture of a young Stalin was from around the 1890s.



You got to wonder about these Hollywood types.

I'm not asking for a million dollars though, anyone can rip the picture for free if they want it.

Ummm. I see absolutely no resemblance at all. Im not sure what facial feature you seem to be constructing the comparison from

reply to post by cybro


Forgive me here but all you're basing this on is 1 single picture where they both have a very vague resemblance, yes? Erm.. Is that all? Seriously?

....the nose is a dead give away.

There is a slight resemblance otherwise, but the nose makes me say no relation.

And really? Vamps???

Is this what ATS has come to?

looks more like Cristian Slater to me, not much Neo.

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reply to post by blackmetalmist


Ditto here as well. Other than both having 2 eyes, a nose, and a mouth; they do not look alike.

Well I must say, Keanu has never acted like a vampire.

Come to think of it, Keanu has never acted period.

(Oh no I didn't!)

Ive gotta go to bed.

Really cant take anymore nonsense tonight.

have fun with your vamps.

Dude everyone knows vamps can't be photographed...sheeesh.

Vampire? Sorry no, no wooden stake for Keanu, just wooden acting.

They both have brown hair...
other than that they don't have any of the same facial features.

I am more afraid that the bed-bugs will bite than Keanu....

Uhmmm......after saying that I'd better dubble lock my bedroom window tonight..just a precaution....nothing special..

reply to post by cybro


Absolutely madness this thread.
But I will take the bait and play along, and present this "evidence" to support your theory.

Keanu Reeves could be the 1800s actor Paul Mounet (1847-1922)

thedaily23.blogspot.com...

en.wikipedia.org...

Perhaps Keanu Reeves is someone else as well?
Any more suggestions?

reply to post by cybro


You really are grabbing for straws with this one in my opinion.
I will reiterate what has already been posted by another member.
Seriously???

reply to post by Hessling


Ha ha that is just mean.
Watch this clip to see some of the best acting ever done by a Hollywood "star".

www.youtube.com...

hahaha you know whats funny? I had a dream last night that Keanu Reeves was a vampire! No joke! haha

reply to post by cybro


Keanu Reeves may also be a vampire like Nicolas Cage - I agree - he is EXACTLY the same sort of vampire.

Which is to say not one at all.

Hey - here's a headline in skunk that is actually correct - we should celebrate!!

Actually I think this photo looks more like patrick dempsey or maybe even one of the 19 hijackers. No resemblance to Reeves whatsoever. Just saying.

reply to post by cybro


Wow so because of the absurd Nicolas Cage thread you felt the need to make Keanu a vampire?

There is ZERO resemblance! ZERO!

You might want to go to an optometrist and have your eyes checked, no offense.

Keanu might be a little odd but he is no vamp.