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You know your inebriated when.....

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posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 05:38 AM
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You know your inebriated when you just realized you granted a leprechaun a wish. I just dont know how it happened I was just sitting there and the little guy said something along the lines of "I wish you would have another beer", so I snapped my fingers wiggled my nose, grabbed a cold can, and bam! I dont know where the hell he went! I tried looking for him but all I could find was a little green hat, which I think was mine to begin with.......




posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 06:26 AM
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lol



you know your inebriated when someone stands on your FINGERS when your WALKING home.





posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 06:28 AM
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You know your inebriated when...
you have to hold on to the grass to keep yourself from falling off the Earth!


(is this the point of this thread?)



posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 06:30 AM
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reply to post by StratosFear
 


dunno but i works lol



posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 06:31 AM
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reply to post by StratosFear
 


you know your inebriated when picard shoots chunk with a tommy gun



posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 06:43 AM
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You know you're inebriated when you think it would be a good idea to 'Altair' through a group of massive fighting men to get to the kebab shop.



posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 06:51 AM
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You know you're inebriated when you need to fart and you sh#t in your pants instead.



posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 08:16 AM
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Yuo know your inedibaded..inegab.....indegena...... drunk when yuir mates are all like "hey mornkij;;;aHXD/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 09:40 AM
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You know your inebriated when you vomit so violently that

you poo out of your mouth



What?....Like it's never happened to you?



posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 09:53 AM
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That's disgusting.



posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 10:36 AM
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Yeah, but at least I did'nt sh#t my pants


second line



posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 10:52 AM
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That was my dad, the drunken bum.



posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 01:39 PM
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This has always been one of my favorite drunk tests.




posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 02:08 PM
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you know your inebriated when your on abovetopsecret.com and the majority of the posts dont sound paranoid... (yes I went there) :p



posted on Sep, 28 2011 @ 12:45 AM
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You know your inebriated when you wear the toilet seat like a necklace.
You know your inebriated when you have grass stains on you shoulders.
You know your inebriated when your trying to climb up the pavement.



posted on Sep, 28 2011 @ 01:25 AM
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NVM
edit on 28-9-2011 by thorneakavar because: Inebriated response...



posted on Sep, 28 2011 @ 01:50 AM
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You know you are inebriated when there are no ugly girls left at the party.



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