posted on Sep, 25 2011 @ 08:37 PM
User one: hey, I like your pics...wanna go to a movie?
User two: I dont think so. I hear the popcorn is Monsanto brand. How about a concert?
User one: I dont think so. I hear they play the music at a certain frequency to fry your brain and hide subliminal messages within the songs. Maybe a
walk on the beach?
User one: Sorry, no can do...a million dead fish and some orange crap just washed up there last week and there's also the radiation threat. How
about a hike?
User two: What...and be eaten?? Last week I read a post about two Bigfoots who were spotted walking their pet Chupacabra. I don't trust the woods.
User one: How about coffee then? do you like coffee?
User two: Sure do, but if I recall there are 17 street cameras between here and the local coffee shop. I am pretty leery about being photographed.
User one: *sigh* fine. Why dont I just come around your house and screw your brains out. Afterwards we can post these sweet UFO vids I found.
User two: Sounds like a plan. Just knock three times on the basement window and I'll let you in. If some lady yells at you don't get freaked
out...its just my mom.
Hey...I think this could work ATS