posted on Sep, 25 2011 @ 07:07 AM
I once went on a few ATS dates,
On the old forum when we had an actual coffee shop to meet, and such like.
The first, we had a good night, but neither of us wanted to "rush" it...so
She woke up screaming at 3 am saying that I was the Incarnation of IMOHEPT and had come to "sacrifice her"
I left quickly and made sure she was ok first.
A while later I tried again but the "Voices" explained to me through her, another member, that she was in fact the coming red star Kalachina, I
tried using both logic, and mirrors to show her the truth but alas, another dry palm night for me.
After some therapy to recover, I tried again a few years later but when the hotty in question tied me to her bed post and came back in dressed as a
"Grey" and saying we were going to play Aliens, Humans and Probes as an conduit of cross cultural sharing of sexual practises, to in her strangely
human words to "evolve the human sexual game of Doctors & Nurses" to the "new paradigm of extra terrestial inception"
Well once I had bitten my self free from my restraints, and broken an ankle jumping from the bedroom window, jumping away from an very large and
unlubricated "probe" I decided dating and ATS is to "varied" and "unpredictable" for me.
Though I must say it does certainly have excitement and the thrill of danger involved.