posted on Sep, 23 2011 @ 11:08 AM
reply to post by Deplume
Oh, don't ya worry ya sweet English hot cross buns about us Africans!!
We ALWAYS get EVERYTHING like years after everyone else. So if it's gonna hit Africa, by that time it will be but a mere grain of dust in the wind.
Well, there will not actually be a grain that reaches us, it will only be a rumour that there was such a grain from the great American soil that was
sent into space and came back as a spot of dust to bless Africa. But we will not toy-toy in the streets for that grain of dust that could have been
but is not. We will not riot or strike for the taxes we could have charged the American people for their contribution to African global warming
because of that grain of dust!
(We might create 2 million false grains of dust that could have been that saltelite and then sell them to all our cousins in the goverment because we
can and they are the ones with the dosh...)
Dust to the dust: President Zuma will have marked the spot with an X where that great grain of American satelite dust might have landed and the
barefoot kids will play hopscotch on that X with stones bigger than that grain of dust.
So, Africans, hide your Xes (and present spouses) next election.
Ag, God bless Africa... (smug sigh.)