A Sexual Encounter Between A Capacitor and an Inductor...

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next to a flowing current , to watch the sine waves.

Micro Farad was very much stimulated by Millie's characteristic curve. Being attractive himself, he soon had her field fully excited. He set her on the ground potential, raised his frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. When he inserted it in parallel, he short-circuited her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". As he increased his tube to maximum output, her coil vibrated from the current flow. It did not take long for her shunt to reach maximum heat. Now with the excessive current shortening her shunt, Micro's capacity rapidly discharged – every electron was drained off. But that was not the end of it. Indeed, they fluxed all night, tried various connections and hookings until his bar magnet weakened, and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so they went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.


Just a cool joke I came across while reading some things, it's not mine to claim but figured I'd share.

That was cute.

Here's another one for you:

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a beer. The second one says he wants half a beer. The third one says he wants a fourth of a beer. The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says “You guys need to learn your limits.”

Haha I really loved that joke! The word play is fantastic. I'm going to tell my electronics teacher later today.

And Mike- I'm going to go ahead and tell yours to my calculus professor today lol. Great!

Ha..I get it

Originally posted by QuantumPhysicist
Haha I really loved that joke! The word play is fantastic. I'm going to tell my electronics teacher later today.

And Mike- I'm going to go ahead and tell yours to my calculus professor today lol. Great!

Awesome..Glad It's making some people laugh...Have a great day ATS'ers!

oops double post

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lol. you'll excuse me while I go smoke? lol - that was funny!

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Let me guess,Sheldon Cooper?LOL
Secondline

A neutron goes into a bar and orders a beer...

The bartender says, "For you, no charge"....