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The Best way to cook Grey Aliens

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posted on Sep, 21 2011 @ 10:12 AM
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After many suggestions and general haha's on another thread I decided to start one thats all about the best way to cook A roswell Grey Alien.

Personally I think they would go well in a traditional stew or maybe a casserole


Disclaimer: To any greys listening, I'm joking but I suspect some of the others are only half joking so you should go right ahead and abduct them first

edit on 21-9-2011 by Raivan31 because: changed the spelling of roswell to appear less of a noob





posted on Sep, 21 2011 @ 10:15 AM
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I know my head is practically full of witty things to say right now but to be honest..
I'm genuinely a little bit scared to say..



posted on Sep, 21 2011 @ 10:15 AM
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It's "Roswell" greenhorn.



posted on Sep, 21 2011 @ 10:15 AM
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You Aussies will eat just about anything, won't you?

I think, to eat a Grey, you'd have to blanche the Grey...

Or better yet, stir-fry? Throw in a few peppers & vegetables, to give the "dish" a bit of colour!

Bon Appetite!



posted on Sep, 21 2011 @ 10:17 AM
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Originally posted by Lazarus Short
It's "Roswell" greenhorn.


oops my noobness is showing... I'll just tuck that back in...
2nd line



posted on Sep, 21 2011 @ 10:20 AM
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Originally posted by SmoKeyHaZe
You Aussies will eat just about anything, won't you?



Well not anything... Now Bear Grylls, theres a guy who'll eat anything.

I draw the line at human flesh, unless its in pie form in which case you wouldn't know anyway...
Meat pies is made from people!!!

edit on 21-9-2011 by Raivan31 because: accidentally added my thing to a quote



posted on Sep, 21 2011 @ 10:39 AM
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the best way to cook grey alien


holy jumping the gun

first you need to kill the alledged grey alien- correctly

then butcher it - correctly

caveat - all the above assumes "grey aliens " exist

hint - goats , pigs , lambs , etc etc are not an homogenous mass

they need to be butchered correctly and each cut cooked correctly



posted on Sep, 21 2011 @ 10:49 AM
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"to serve grey"

do you skin them like a bullhead first or what?

farm1.static.flickr.com...



posted on Sep, 21 2011 @ 06:17 PM
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They do bear a striking resemblance to the shmoos of Lil Abner fame....and they tasted like ham didnt they?
Er maybe they tasted like anything you wanted....i forget.
They was cute lil fellows anyways....



posted on Sep, 21 2011 @ 06:24 PM
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Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?


I prefer mine rotisserie style with a spicy dipping sauce. MmmmmmGoooood



posted on Sep, 21 2011 @ 08:47 PM
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make sure to remove the poison sacks



posted on Sep, 22 2011 @ 01:51 PM
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I usually enjoy my gray aliens pan seared, after being marinated in a nice merlot reduction...accompanied by some strawberry ice cream to cleanse the palette...while listening to some Tibetan chant music...

(somebody here will get that....)



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