Human evolution..

A: if we come from monkeys, why havent any other monkeys enolved yet

We didn't come from monkeys. Modern apes and man share a common, but extinct ancestor.

B: I completly dont believe im actualy a smart assed monkey

You aren't. You're a smart assed hominid sharing over 95% of your DNA signature with smart assed monkeys!

C: wheres the fossil record

You mean like Neanderthals, Cromagnons, Austrilopithicus, etc.? In most modern museums you can find them.

D: why havent we seen any evolution today?

On a grand scale, it takes place over thousands of years. Yet, can you not see a tadpole evolve into a frog, or a caterpillar evolve into a butterfly? Yet you doubt such changes can take place on a longer scale? As some have mentioned, viruses are the evolutionary champ...insects a close second, constantly becoming immune to more and more pesticides. Did you know many humans are born with a vestigal tail, which is then removed at birth?

E: did i mention im not a monkey

Yes, you seem to harbor a distinct fear of being one....yet you and I share about 99% of the DNA with a chimp...go figure...