An English man, a Spanish Man and a Gibraltarian man go to hell after they die.
They're all standing in front of the devil himself.
The devil tells them that they're going to play a game.
Each one of them would have to ask the devil something and the devil would answer.
If the devil got the question right, the man would have to spend all eternity in hell, if not they were free to go to heaven.
So the devil called the English Man.
The man asked the devil "what's welsh rarebit?"
The devil laughed and replied "toast with melted cheese and Lea & Perrins sauce"!
Down to the pits of fire he went.
The devil called the Spanish man.
The man asked the devil "from which place does the paella originate?"
The devil laughed again and replied "from Valencia"!
Down to the inferno he went.
The devil called the Gibraltarian man.
The man asked the devil "can I have a chair?"
"Sure why not" replied the devil.
The Gibraltarian man grabbed the chair and pulled a pen knife out of his back pocket.
He stabbed the chair lots of times making little holes everywhere.
Then he sat down and let one go....
The Gibraltarian man then got up and asked the devil "from which hole did it come out off?"
The devil looked at the chair and pointed to one of the holes and said "that one"!
The man said "WRONG"!
He then pointed to his bum and said "this one."
edit on 14-11-2011 by Dr Cosma because: (no reason given)