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Originally posted by LifeInDeath
Perhaps he was trying to tell us something when he made the movie "Vampire's Kiss?"
Originally posted by Swills
reply to post by ChaoticOrder
Doesn't he know no one cares about Nick Cage? No one, and no one would ever spend 1 million on him, even if stupid people think this is a picture of him and that he is a vampire.
Ebay, selling stupidity one day at a time.edit on 16-9-2011 by Swills because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by Skyfloating
One of Cages private hobbies is to look for and purchase spooky old european castles.
Haha, this one is classic.
Originally posted by ThePawnsTheory
There is a somewhat popular sight called "Nic Cage as Everyone." I don't know who this would be of, but maybe it came from there? I don't have the time to search through it right now. Either way, kind of a funny website...because no matter what, Nicolas Cage always plays Nicolas Cage.
Nic Cage As Everyone
Q: Why are you trying to sell this for one million?
A: Because I thought two million might be a bit unreasonable in this economy.
Q: If Nicolas Cage dies, thereby being proven to not be a vampire, do I get a refund?
A: Not unless you can show me the body.
Q: Do I get a discount if I AM Nicolas Cage??
A: Of course. You get a 25% discount for being Nicolas Cage, and another 25% for not exsanguinating me.