Nicolas Cage is a Vampire / Photo from 1870 / Tennessee

Originally posted by LifeInDeath
Perhaps he was trying to tell us something when he made the movie "Vampire's Kiss?"

HAHAH fricken loved that movie

Being a vampire would certainly explain why his acting sucks.

... thank you I'll be here all week. =D



My first instinct is to scream photoshop of course, making old timey looking photos is one of the easier tricks there is.

One of Cages private hobbies is to look for and purchase spooky old european castles. Just thought Id drop that in here.

Come on it's probably a relative, you and I both know you can't get a picture of a vampire on film, they won't show up, geez common sense people!

Originally posted by Swills
reply to post by ChaoticOrder

 

Doesn't he know no one cares about Nick Cage? No one, and no one would ever spend 1 million on him, even if stupid people think this is a picture of him and that he is a vampire.

Ebay, selling stupidity one day at a time.

edit on 16-9-2011 by Swills because: (no reason given)

I wouldn't spend 1 million on the pic but I certainly care about Nic Cage. I think he's a great actor in the right movies and a pretty cool guy.

2nd

There is a somewhat popular sight called "Nic Cage as Everyone." I don't know who this would be of, but maybe it came from there? I don't have the time to search through it right now. Either way, kind of a funny website...because no matter what, Nicolas Cage always plays Nicolas Cage.

Nic Cage As Everyone

Wow, a Cage look-alike from the 1870s. How people jump to vampires and nonesense is beyond me.

ears aren't even close

debunked

Originally posted by Skyfloating
One of Cages private hobbies is to look for and purchase spooky old european castles.

And collecting Superman comics (I know...not vampires...but still, it has the "immortal" quality to it).

last time i saw Nick Cage on TV it was in the terrible film national treasure 2 or something

and to be fair it looked like he had some work done, as well as his teeth fixed

for a vampire, surely having your wrinkles taken out is not needed?

i thought they didn't age?

Originally posted by ThePawnsTheory
There is a somewhat popular sight called "Nic Cage as Everyone." I don't know who this would be of, but maybe it came from there? I don't have the time to search through it right now. Either way, kind of a funny website...because no matter what, Nicolas Cage always plays Nicolas Cage.

Nic Cage As Everyone

Haha, this one is classic.



I had to make a Reeves Jesus.

On close inspection it doesn't appear to be photoshopped...unless it was done by a major professional

1 Million for a photo? This guy has some high hopes over a simple photo

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Source for more photos

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LOL that was awesome! You get a star for that link.

This reminds me of the saying, "Always remember you are unique - just like everybody else."

I have always suspected he was a vampire.
Now I have the proof, I'm pleased my suspicions have finally been vindicated.

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My favorite part of this is the questions that have been asked on Ebay:

Q: Why are you trying to sell this for one million?
A: Because I thought two million might be a bit unreasonable in this economy.


Q: If Nicolas Cage dies, thereby being proven to not be a vampire, do I get a refund?
A: Not unless you can show me the body.


Q: Do I get a discount if I AM Nicolas Cage??
A: Of course. You get a 25% discount for being Nicolas Cage, and another 25% for not exsanguinating me.

well at least i thought it was funny. Interesting picture regardless.

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He's an immortal,

It's his past life. My husband had a famous past life in the late 1800s and looks identical to the photos of this famous person. I will not disclose who he was, but he my husband is no vampire.