Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales

Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

In a recent interview Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

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Very strange thing to read.

What the ...........that just one of things you hear in life, that just don't sound right.

If i can add to that..

Zhang Nan has 15cm eel swim into his penis and has it removed from his bladder

"I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body," he said. "But then, suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis.

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Still trying to wrap my head around what i am reading

The truth really is stranger than fiction. What the hell was a dwarf doing in an underground chamber?? Wait a minute....I think Ive read this book. Something about searching for the mines of Moria

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Amen love! If you don't know what you're reading I sure as hell don't!
The truth is stranger than fiction.

And I thought i had issues in my life!

The only thing that would make this story more amusing would be if

the midget was EATEN BY BEAVERS! ha ha ha

Originally posted by weirdguy
The only thing that would make this story more amusing would be if

the midget was EATEN BY BEAVERS! ha ha ha

LMFAO

Bazinga!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha, wait a minute is this serious?



There's so many things wrong with this world

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar."

*facepalm*

Oh lord. I wonder if the deceased shouted profanity-spiced critiques and imprecations at his co-stars ala the real Gordon Ramsay? I can only speculate, as I'm not about to stoop to actually digging up any clips. Funny and sad, thanks for posting

I know I shouldn't laugh, but that's hilarious!!

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And the award for Strangest Thread Title of the Day goes to.....Burnerz!