posted on Sep, 16 2011 @ 01:07 AM
Loneliness, aye, is the downfall of every man.
Women are evil, and you should stay far away from them.
They suck your money, they annoy you with endless chattering, and they bleed for one week out of every month, which causes their emotions to go all
out of whack, which in turn drives you crazy because they hate you one moment and love you the next. They are completely irrational, will want you to
marry them, and then they incessantly demand that you do things for them to make them feel special.
Ah, but there is nothing in the world like a warm female body laying beside you every night, snuggling as you drift off into slumberland, and nothing
better than waking up in the morning with your best friend beside you. That is what life is about, my friend.
So I will tell you how to end your loneliness. All your troubles stem from you being alone, and the right woman will make you complete. You desire a
mate in life, someone to love, and she is out there waiting for you. So listen.....
You can have ANY woman YOU want. You have to lay the groundwork first. Define the type of female you want, in your own mind. Dream about her at
night, her smile, her laugh, her shape, her hair. Think about the type of woman you want, the characteristics you desire, but focus on what is most
important to you. Do not compromise. Think about the type of person you are, as you go to bed at night, and think about the type of female you'd be
Yes, she will have a love of music like you do. Yes, she will have issues also, but because she herself also felt incomplete before you met. Once
you realize everyone has issues, everyone needs someone, and everyone who is single is lonely, you will have taken the first step in finding her.
Nobody is perfect, and everyone needs to feel loved.
Next step: Start dishing out compliments to women. Get them to smile. Note, make sure you causally glance at the left hand, the ring finger, and
remain yourself to the ones who have one, as they are taken. It's really easy to get anyone to smile. Tell a customer that she has nice hair. She
will smile and say thank you. Tell another that you like her smile, and she will smile. Out of the blue, say to one, hey, your blouse really goes
good with your earrings. Single women strut, and try to impress, and all you have to do is recognize that. Stick with topics at first that deal with
superficial appearances, as single women LOVE compliments. Keep it light, and simple, tossing a comment here and there. Smile back when smiled at.
Make eye contact. Remember, you have already defined the type of female you want in step one, but be nice to all of them, and treat every single
woman a compliment that fits into your criteria. No ring means fair game. Note, do not EVER say you noticed she doesn't have a ring. Do not insult
her for being single. They HATE that. Treat every female without a ring as a friend, nothing more, and nothing less. Do not be overbearing, do not
give them favors, and do not tell them they are special. Keep it to compliments about their appearance, and that is it. Don't expect anything in
return. Be mysterious, females love a challenge. As desperate as you are, realize within yourself that you are a man, that dating is a game, and you
have already defined what type of woman you want. When you are nice to all single females, they'll spot your charisma, and one or more of them will
be on the hunt. One of them will want to make you her own. Once a female is interested in you, she will let you know. She will be the one that
comes back for the stupidest stuff, just to see you again, and to get a different compliment from you. Your smile, her loneliness and yours combined
will make the connection. Ask her to go for a walk together after you get off work, and she'll be there. The rest is up to you.
Best of luck. Feel free to u2u me at anytime.