posted on Sep, 14 2011 @ 01:25 PM
Originally posted by demoncleaner
reply to post by 111111
I am the legendary debunker that has been created by the continuous Hoaxes perpetrated on ATS by idiots like you. Hoaxers are required to follow a
certain number of guidelines which debunkers could not understand, to be able to reach a point of history where hoaxes meet their end and dreams of an
idiot free ATS merge with reality. This point has now been reached thanks to the dedication of you debunkers.
I am the Hoaxer of various hoaxes, stories and myths that have been told throughout ATS history to demotivate people to believe greatness could not be
achieved. I have been referred to as many names including Hoaxer, Troll, Idiot, low life, geek with no life among others.
I am here to complete the BS. I carry with me knowledge from another thread which has already been proved to be hoax, and I am here to lie and troll.
I am meant to come here for a global hoax. I will answer no questions and provide you with no understanding of the mysteries that have been hidden
However there are a few limitations on what I am allowed to do:
-I cant answer precise and intelligible questions.
-I cant cover material which is relevant. If I can't answer I will not explain or will give a very silly explanation.
-I can only troll you if you are willing to adopt a gullible attitude.
-I can only troll what you are able to feed me.
-I can only answer questions for a limited period of time. Because I am 12 years old and my mommy doesnt allow me to use the interwebs.
So if you are willing to swallow the lies you are gonna be fed, you will be able to discover how I can waste your time untill eternity.
Let the Trolling begin.
You see I can also copy and paste threads, but at least I do it with more originality and flare. Go away you stupid troll.
You left out "panache." I would have starred that 2X it made me laugh so hard!
To the OP, I have a question that I intend to ask God when I'm standing before Him; but since you're here, perhaps you can answer it now: Why do you
allow the suffering of innocents at the hands of evil people, or allow beautiful individuals to die from excruciatingly painful diseases; all the
while seemingly ignoring those who are planted on their faces giving you praise and begging for your help?
I do so hope that you are allowed to answer that question. But if I may, I have one more question: Since you are "God," under many aliases
apparently, who is it that is preventing you from answering some questions? Can't you do whatever you want to do? Do you have a boss? Does he have a
Things that make you go hmmm.