posted on Sep, 13 2011 @ 12:45 AM
my first job was at a pizza place. everyone there acted as if were taking speed to cure a hangover, they were sweaty, angry, illogical, unreasonable,
and generally insane and ridiculous.
i was a dumb kid, just trying to get by and be a good employee. i made a point to learn how the P.O.S.(aka cash register with fancy computer screen)
worked and take orders from customers.
then one day the manager who hired me was fired, and replaced with a witch. the type of gal who smiles ALL THE TIME, but you can see in her eyes shes
really a demon from hell.
one night i was closing with her, i got everything i needed to do done, and i asked her if could go home. she said sure and i went on my merry way as
i had done many many times before.
i come back the next day to check the new schedule to see when i work and SURPRISE, im not on it! lol
i ask what the deal is, and one of the speed freak guys who was always acting like my best friend says to me "its not cool what you did man" i
ignore him and ask the scary manager again, why im not on the schedule.. she claims its because i left her all alone at night.. like i was supposed to
be her bodyguard and walk her to her car. i then reminded her that i asked if i could go and she said yes. but she claims she said it in a special
kind of way that should have telepathically told me that she really meant the opposite of what she was saying. at this point im too angry to speak so
i just leave.
eventually i find out that pretty much EVERYONE got fired for the same reason that old manager was fired in the first place.. someone was apparently
stealing from the register. so by trying to be a good employee and helping out by taking peoples orders, i became a suspect.. and it turns out the one
person the witch, who was brought in to find the thief, trusted, the last one fired, my speed freak "friend" was the real culprit.
but thats not even half of it.. the real kicker was that about a year after this all happened, with a whole new crew, the place was shut down by the
IRS because the guy wasnt paying his taxes correctly, because he couldnt... BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING WAS A FRONT FOR SOME COCAINE SMUGGLING MOB!
yep.. i worked for drug dealers... making pizza.