1. A nonordained member of a church.
2. A person without professional or specialized knowledge in a particular subject.
Little Billy had a lot of school money. I had spent all my money on pogs and pet fish. I had no more money to buy lunch! I needed to get that lunch
Little Billy was in a wheel chair, He was liked by most of the kids in school, so there for, there simply was no way I could just go and take his
money! Id be hated by everyone. I need to think of a plan…Some kind of way it would make it ok for me to ‘take’ his money and no one would care!
Iv got it!
I will go steal the teachers car, drive it into the play ground and run some kids over. However I’ll need to hide myself or.. Get someone else to do
it. Iv got it. I’ll plant some smoke bombs around the area that way no one will see me but they’ll think it was the car blowing up. Simple. Then,
when someone gets hurt.. I’ll blame it on Billy!
Hmm, but how could he drive it, if he’s in a wheel chair, and.. If I have no evidence? Iv got it! I’ll tell everyone that it was Midgets! Yeah,
Little Billy had a group of Midgets and that way I can blame it on him. Well, he was in charge after all!!!
So I stole the car and drove it into the playground, run over some kids and ran from the scene.. I had emailed some teachers 30minutes before hand to
inform them to watch out for Billy playing up! I then found the head master and reported that id seen some midgets stealing a car and that they were
part of a gang run by Little Billy!! Within an hour everyone in school had heard.. Billy was hated and no one liked midgets anymore! I could then beat
him up every day and get as much money as I liked, no one cared
Every day I would hurt him more and take more things.. Like his phone, watch and
anything else I could get my hand on! It was magic
The result now, if you drive cars near schools or are a midget you’re a terrorist. All midgets now get hassle when they drive cars. You may be
searched at any time if you are suspected to be under a certain height and if car keys are found on you, you may be sent to prison for terrorism.
We are all happy though
As it was midgets who run over the kids in school.. Just as well the American government was there to pin the blame on the
kid in the wheel chair.