Chinese fortune cookie

O.K., I got a prediction (and a little gas) but I'm not sure it's accurate (the prediction, I took a Tums for the 'other'.)
Here it is:

Uncertainty in the future leads to major life changes.

I wonder, is this accurate or mere speculation?

How will I know?

How far in the future should I still be worried? I just am feeling, I dunno- kind of overwhelmed!

Depends.
Did this come from a real chinese restaurant?
What brand were they


Here is a fun link.If you dont have any spare fortune cookies,click HERE

Originally posted by SMR
Here is a fun link.If you dont have any spare fortune cookies,click HERE

Great URL- bookmarked! Now I can get fresh "cookies" ALL day long!


P.S. my cookie blocker can't even stop them- WOW

[edit on 24/8/2004 by PublicGadfly]

My favourite one was:

It wasn't really chicken

the first time i logged onto the site was after we went to a chinese place and the cookie said "ignorance answers no questions" and im not BSing you

'You will have an open book exam,
but you will forget the book'.

Originally posted by FlyersFan
'You will have an open book exam,
but you will forget the book'.

Some years back I studied for a contractors exam. I had been a contractor for ten years and felt rather confident. When I entered the exam room I learned two things:

it was "open book"
the scores were based on a curve!

I had not brought any books- (2 pts.)

"If you go to bed with itchy bum, you will wake up with smelly finger."

Originally posted by PublicGadfly
O.K., I got a prediction (and a little gas) but I'm not sure it's accurate (the prediction, I took a Tums for the 'other'

.)
Here it is:

Uncertainty in the future leads to major life changes.

I wonder, is this accurate or mere speculation?

How will I know?

How far in the future should I still be worried? I just am feeling, I dunno- kind of overwhelmed!

Chinese fortune cookie... Be afraid, very afraid. These cookies hold the power of ancient Chinese fathers and is said that one who laughs in the face of the fortune is a great insult to the fathers. I hope your prepared.

Basicly, everything I said was bullsh1t.

I'm sure you have nothing to worry about, silly fortune cookie.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Has anyone noticed Fortune cookies no longer reveal your fortune.

Many times I eat Fortune Cookies from a place called "Chinese Dynasty"

They used to be good fortunes like "Beware this week for someone will annoy you but you musn't give in.

Cheap fortune I know, but know it's not even a fortune

Recent "Fortune" Be friendly to everyone and they will be Friendly to you"

Wow! I never knew that. It was true! Wow! (Sarcastic)

Still good cookies though.

Originally posted by SMR
Here is a fun link.If you dont have any spare fortune cookies,click HERE

Great link.
There was a good one:
"To get what you want, you must commit yourself forever to dark forces."

heres what I got from the website:

"You have an ugly heart and are well despised".




and heres what I got in the real cookie one:
"we will not know the worth of water 'til the well is dry"


then I checked out what was on the other side of the paper and it said
"learn chinese-Vegetable = Shu-cai"

Now Im a little closer to master my chinese

Sick and wrong, but extremely accurate - My fortune:

"You will attract uncultured people to your home"

I wonder why? Maybe the hot tub, its lack of privacy fence and my husband's speedo. Although it could also apply to my in-laws...hmmm

Personally, I was hoping for Helmutt's.

"You have an untrustworthy smile and an insidious nature"

How the hell did the cookie know?!?