Porn Studio Building 'Massive Underground Bunker' To Ride Out The 2012 Apocalypse

HEY! anyone can get in that game, you just have to build a better bunker and tell the gals to come hang where its safer

Wait up guys on the jokes and humour,

This could very much shape the entire future of Humanity, society and the world as we know it.

If a shtf scenario happens maybe just maybe as the massive $ in porn they might make it!

They might the some of the only survivors.

Picture the scene post acopolictic world,

From this bunker comes 3 or 4 testosterone freaks, with well endowed parts,

And 4 or 5 plastic Barbie doll Trans humans.

The rest of society could be based on their "wisdom" "DNA" and culture!

Humanity would in a few short generations evolve so all the men were

1. Big in "That" department, though needing Viagra so it wouldn’t work to well!
2. Very Very interested in their bodies and with an average no of books read by 18 of 0
3. A racial profile of 1/3 African American, 1/3 Cuban/South American 1/3 German and Italian.

And the Barbie’s

1. Made at least 1/3 of silicone, 1/3 Botox 1/3 hot air and fuzz
2. A pre inbuilt propensity for pain, humiliation and generally abusing their bodies
3. Feel of no worth after 25 yrs old and become junkies/drunks

And this is just for starters, I wonder on the new "bible" and ancient stories that would be passed down, as well as the herpes, HIV, etc, it may begin with something like the famous Monty Python sketch

in the beginning was Bigus Dickus, and Mary Jane ate from His branch and his brothers, and his friends, and his neighbours, and his dogs, and his wife, the creator was upset at this and struck all of her descendents down with a plague of blisters on their mouths...

I weep for the future of humanity and the repercussions of this, they certainly will re seed the world however with what?

Kind Regards,

Elf

They're going to bring cameras down there, video tape maybe the biggest orgy ever - at least biggest put on video - and sell it afterwards as the "End of the World Orgy," or some such thing. They could also set up live-feeds at like $10/hour so the rest of us can watch the goings on live, switching cameras as we see fit. I bet they make a fortune off of it.

well at least there will be porn after everyone dies.

Soon companies will throw 2012 bunker protection into the contract deal next with the housing and car for the higher educated proffesionals.

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Er.. so the New Adam and Eve for the next incarnation of our world will be porn stars.

I can see the changes in the Book now.

" In the Beginning the Producer created the heavens on the earth. These were called bunkers. The Producer said, Let there be Lights, Camera, Action, and saw that it was good...."

Honestly I cannot continue least I fear lightening bolts strike me down...

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You know what? I think I would rather take my chances.

I'd hate to be the one in charge of stocking up the lube but forgets it!

poleshift

supervolcano eruption

ride out the 2012 apocalypse

I swear, this thread must be one big hilarious troll. It must be.

Please be a troll.....

Got a few s'n-word's out of the class though, thanks.


Holy crap, you can't say the word sni-gg-ers because it auto censors? Are you having a laugh ATS censors/

Apparently not.

Originally posted by OldCorp
Riding out the Apocalypse

Tee hee hee

Originally posted by JohnPhoenix
reply to post by DontBlameMeCosIdidntDoIt

 

" In the Beginning the Producer created the heavens on the earth. These were called bunkers. The Producer said, Let there be Lights, Camera, Action, and saw that it was good...."

Ahah aha ha ha

Originally posted by MischeviousElf

Humanity would in a few short generations evolve so all the men were

1. Big in "That" department, though needing Viagra so it wouldn’t work to well!
2. Very Very interested in their bodies and with an average no of books read by 18 of 0
3. A racial profile of 1/3 African American, 1/3 Cuban/South American 1/3 German and Italian.

And the Barbie’s

1. Made at least 1/3 of silicone, 1/3 Botox 1/3 hot air and fuzz
2. A pre inbuilt propensity for pain, humiliation and generally abusing their bodies
3. Feel of no worth after 25 yrs old and become junkies/drunks

Hilarious as this is, the prospect is really kinda scary!

S&F, OP, not only for the find but for getting the inevitable gags in first

Gave me a good laugh tonight

This gives new meaning to the term "pole Shift" And I am sure they will be "going down" in the bunker.... LOL.

"wow.."
".yeah wow"
"did you feel that?"
"did the earth move for you too?"

Headlines will read later on . STDs on the rise at underground porn bunker .

This will certainly mess with those other Bunker participants in their boring bunkers!

Once you're in a bunker there is no coming out on your own! Choose wisely! LOL Don't find yourself in the "Gay Bunker" if you are not

"Ride" out the 2012 apocalypse, I'm just curious as to whether that was an intentional pun.

too late...

it's goin down within the next month...

too late...

it's goin down within the next month...

at least the re population of our society will be video'd

Actually, after some thought, wouldn't all the porn stars be out of a job? Who would watch the video's? Themselves? Or their kids after they start to re populate?

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I wouldn't mind being there to 'ride' out Armageddon too. Certainly worse ways to go.

Maybe they could bring us in for tea and strumpets